Bad, Bad Orange Man (I need help writing a song to taunt the left)

My warped mind | 28 January 2026 | My warped mind

[Vigilanteman]

Does anyone remember Doug From Upland? He used to come up with some glorious song lyrics to mock the left.

The chorus of Bad, Bad LeRoy Brown by Jim Croche came to me today while working out. Now I need the verses to go with the chorus . . . and the chorus could be improved as well.

Here it is:

Bad, bad Orange Man
Baddest man in the whole damn lan'
Badder than Ghengis Khan
Meaner than the Devil's band!

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KEYWORDS: humor; music; vanity; vanitypostedinnews; yesyouneedhelp

[PROCON]

Doug is still around but mainly over on FR’s Face book page which JimRob made me Admin Mod of several years ago, if you like the FR motherboard, you’ll like our FB page too.

[rlmorel]

I love this kind of thing...Let me give it a try!

[rlmorel]

Eh...gotta hit the rack. I will mess around with this tomorrow!

[Deaf Smith]

Try working it from the tune of Big John.

[lightman]

Got some time on my hands tomorrow...

In the meantime...from November ‘25:

We’ve only just begun….to win.
Dem’s empty promises—
We kiss good-bye and then we’re on our way.

Before Trump’r rising sun...we try
A road of greatnesses
We start out walking and learn to fly
And yes, we’ve just begun...

* * *

We’ve only just begun...to kill
The narco-terrorists
Wave ‘em good-bye and then its bombs away.

Before pink rising mist...we try
Drug interdiction now
They take their chances and soon they fry
And yes, we’ve just begun.

[DannyTN]

I understand that the words orange and purple are the only two words that can’t be rhymed.

Although Roger Miller did rhyme purple with maple syruple in the song “Dang me”

[Engraved-on-His-hands]

I’ll try a verse:

I try to keep things simple:
Corruption is my fad.
Though little people suffer,
My bribes—they make me glad.
Officials claim to care and claim
That spending makes them mad.
It doesn’t, and I praise their fraud,
But Orange Man makes me mad!

[Gasshog]

Orange Man is meant as a slur against Trump, so if it were me I would use something else, like his initials DJT

Bad, bad DJT
kick’n Deep state ass
From Sea to Sea..💀

[roving]

Use AI.

[Nateman]

Now look at them Somalians, that's the way you do it
You scam The Man then charge a fee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and government checks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, they think you're dumb
Maybe flip you a finger
Grifting America is lots of fun

[Rockingham]

I think that “Bad, bad man of orange” scans better and is closer to the rhythm of Jim Croce's lyrics.

[Theophilus]

Doesn’t Leroy Brown, the songs subject and namesake, meet his cumuppance in the end?

[Theophilus]

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Song by Jim Croce ‧ 1973

Overview
Lyrics
Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown
Now Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand ‘bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him “Treetop Lover”
All the men just call him “Sir”
And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Now Leroy he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody’s nose
He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a thirty two gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe
And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Well Friday ‘bout a week ago
Leroy shootin’ dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named a Doris
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And Leroy Brown he learned a lesson
‘Bout messin’ with the wife of a jealous man
And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog
And he’s bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Yeah, he was badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

[The Duke]

I keep thinking “Twerking Queen” as a parody of “Dancing Queen” by Abba.

[The Duke]

... or maybe “Welfare Queen” ...

[John 3_19-21]

Maybe a second chorus?

Bad, bad, Orange Man Bad,

Makes the whole left world go mad,

Badder than a old Braveheart,

Hes blow'n their liberal dreams apart.

[Norski]

Now, instead of singing “Moscow, Moscow, sing “Orange Man, Orange Man”.

Dschinghis Khan -

“Name Song: Moskau
Artist: Dschinghis Khan
Language: German
Comment: English “

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyuFLU2Zqz0&list=RDlyuFLU2Zqz0&start_radio=1

“Someone once wrote: “A band named after a Mongol leader singing in German about Russia is Poland’s worst dream.”
It still makes me laugh...”

“Time after time, I always come back to the German-singing power rangers”

” . .I didn’t realize Yule Brenner was in a Disco Band.”

[aces]

Well buddy not a lot of orange, but you may like it...

Smile for me..smile

https://youtu.be/bKYPJxMBroQ?si=u915FLKRXWAd1GOe

[aces]

You guys are awesome