Posted on 05/08/2023 8:44:52 PM PDT by DoodleBob
Wish there was someway to get some of the money they intend to throw away; without embracing Satan.
My local Neighborhood Walmart store had probably its entire inventory of Bud Light stacked at the entrance to the checkout area today ... and it looked like no one had taken any. Guess the store was trying to promote impulse buying, but it wasn’t working.
I was at two local rock clubs back-to-back a few weekends ago, hanging out near the bar. I could count on one hand the number of times people bought Bud Light.
https://youtu.be/4Ru8DMW-grY
“… Backlash last month also prompted two Bud Light marketing executives to take leaves from the company.…”
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Likely PAID leave, IMHO. 🤮🤮
There is a way out of this.
Sell it for just above cost.
New Budweiser slogan, “Less Money More Beer”
If it’s cheap enough people will forget you ran over their grandmother.
You’re welcome.
I think Mulvaney was just an inciting incident. People realized it’s not a good beer.
The Clydesdales need to trample down Wokeism.
Now THAT would be the ultimate Stupor Bowl commercial!
They still don’t get it, in fact, they’re regressing. Blame the customer does not work. Ever.
That crap is “tranny fluid”.
IF one drinks it, It will shrink their Big Johnson to nothing but a little tiny nub in less than 24 hours. IF you’re a tranny and want just a little tiny “nub”, then this Bud is for you!!!
The level of Affinity I have for any beer is simply...well...low.
In fact, is there any PRODUCT to which I have an attachment, that borders on matrimony?
No.
I mean, I love my gas guzzler. But if my guzzler’s manufacturer flies the hammer and sickle over its US HQ, I will NOT feel anything close to what could be the feeling of infidelity. I will get peeved, and find a substitute, and move on.
Beer is pretty low on my totem pole of Things To Which I Have Deep Love and Attachment. In fact, so is pretty much everything I put in my grocery cart, that I drive, that I wear, that I pick up at the mall, buy online, and cheer on.
The Holy Trinity, Mrs DoodleBob and the little DoodleBobs, Church, and America....they have the power to Hurt. Because they are important.
Beer is basically undigested urine and a buzz. It didn’t give me children, make me proud, go on vacation with me, or offer salvation or life liberty and property.
I bet most people are like me in that regard. As such, the emotional divorce people are having with Bud Light just isn’t painful. That is why they’re so concerned - these ex-customers won’t come back.
I wonder how much beer they had to dump?
Anyone who’s ever enjoyed a good beer, knows Bud Light isn’t one.
For me, it’s always tasted terrible and made you feel even worse.
Now we drink the best:
A bunch of die hard Bud drinkers have discovered that there are actual beers out there and that they’ve been conned into drinking a beer-like-fluid instead.
That is why they’re so concerned - these ex-customers won’t come back.
Cue “Once Bitten, Twice Shy”
Or some Tom Petty/HB, “Don’t Come Around Here No More “.
We the people have spoken and voted with our dollars.
We’ve cast our opinion on wokism and now you and others know it.
We’re still Americans irrespective of the crap corporate America wants to pedal.
The wallets have spoken.
No, because without the Bud label nobody would drink it and Aldi would have to take them back under the Twice As Nice guarantee - give them a refund and another one free.
https://www.aldi.us/en/about-aldi/return-policy/
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