Posted on 04/26/2021 7:31:16 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
A team of Stanford University scientists announced they have designed a "smart toilet" that identifies the user by the shape of their backside and monitors the health of their waste.
Lead researcher Sanjiv Gambhir said he and his team developed the Precision Health smart toilet to recognize users and use algorithms to analyze the health of their urination and bowel movements.
Gambhir said the toilet uses cameras and motion sensors to identify "a range of disease markers in stool and urine," including warning signs of various types of cancer.
The researchers said the toilet identifies users by reading their fingerprints from the flush lever, but it also uses cameras to identify them by another part of the body.
"We know it seems weird, but as it turns out, your anal print is unique," Gambhir said.
The toilet takes video of stool samples and uses algorithms to analyze the consistency of the waste.
The system also records urination and evaluates "flow rate, stream time and total volume."
"Everyone uses the bathroom -- there's really no avoiding it -- and that enhances its value as a disease-detecting device," Gambhir said.
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Think of all the millions of jobs created building these new toilets. The Biden executive order requiring that these be installed in every federal facility is on his desk right now. Then the Dems will take up legislation requiring every toilet in the country be changed out before 2025. AOC has signed onto the "Brown New Poop Deal."
We all look forward to the widespread use of "anus cameras." Right? Who gets to clean the lens?
They use these on Uranus
I think the jokes will write themselves for this one
“Who gets to clean the lens?”
...LOL!
“Oh the maker! Not YOU again!?” the smart toilet screamed as Jimmy started to sit down....
And sends the information to Bill Gates.
Following because I can’t wait to see what every one has to say.
Big tech knows all anyway. “You don’t know sh!t” Why yes, yes we do.
LOL. “It was a dark and stormy night...”
Keep going!
Now Joe has a job he can give Hunter
The inventor: Ho Li Chit!
The inventor: Ho Li Chit!
“Data shows you’ve been eating burgers and pizza again. We’re going to have to cancel your health insurance policy.”
“Sorry, you’ve exceeded your limit of allowed toilet paper.”
No thanks. I don’t want any kind of ‘Talking or Singing Toilet’.
What next? a Smart Toilet in the courtroom as a ‘Character Witness’?
“They use these on Uranus”
Careful, you don’t want to wind up as the butt of the jokes around here.
In the end, I guess it doesn’t really matter.
Will we be able to vote from the toilet?
Of course it will be connected to the internet. It will analyze your poop and tell you what government sanctioned activities you are allowed to participate in, and which states you are allowed to travel to. It will also tell you that you voted five times for the Democrat in the most recent election.
They are just making porn for democrat coprophages and urolagniacs under the guise of scientific research. They’ll make a fortune.
Is it to catch individuals who are eating more than their allowed ration of red meat? I’m buying shares in this:
https://www.sportsmansguide.com/product/index/reliance-luggable-loo-portable-toilet?a=1595996
Now, the boss can analyze your poop time.
“Jones, I’ve noticed that you are in the stall for 15 minutes, but you are only on the seat for three minutes. What’s going on in there?”
“Team building.”
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