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NOT THE ONION: Michigan Attorney General Pleads With Public to Stop Telling Her Staff to Shove Sharpies Up Their Butts
Gateway Pundit ^ | November 5, 2020 | Cassandra Fairbanks

Posted on 11/05/2020 7:52:56 PM PST by DoodleBob

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is pleading with the public to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their rear ends.

Nessel made her desperate plea to the public on Twitter after a state judge tossed a lawsuit by the Trump campaign that sought to suspend ballot counting in the state.

“Dear members of the public: Please stop making harassing & threatening calls to my staff. They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job. Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate & is a sad commentary on the state of our nation,” Nessel tweeted.

Election officials have claimed that ballots cast in Sharpie will be counted, despite previous reports and rumors to the contrary.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: bloggers; dananessel; detroit; garlingilchrist; genderdysphoria; gestapegretchen; gretchenwhitmer; homosexualagenda; jocelynbenson; michigan; notsatire; potus2020; twitter; wretchedgretchen
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To: Morgana

heh heh heh heh


41 posted on 11/05/2020 8:38:02 PM PST by Chode (Send bachelors and come heavily armed.)
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To: DoodleBob

Yeah, I mean that’s an insult to their hero Bill Clinton.


42 posted on 11/05/2020 8:39:58 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: truthluva

Yes, comic relief!


43 posted on 11/05/2020 8:45:47 PM PST by Osagegirl
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To: DoodleBob
Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate

I can't believe this lame statement was written by an attorney, let alone an AG.

My response: Ok, then shove sharpies in comfortable places...wherever those places may be, but DO shove them.

44 posted on 11/05/2020 8:45:54 PM PST by KJC1 (A vote for Biden-Harris is a vote for Antifa-BLM)
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To: MAGAthon

10m42s to 21m14s: Witnesses to fraud, Michigan, including sharpie story, followed by Phillip Kline, former Kansas Attorney General on fraud.
26m16s: Ron DeSantis:

Youtube:41m45s: Fox News: Ingraham Angle 5 November 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoKyjvpiUOM


45 posted on 11/05/2020 8:46:14 PM PST by MAGAthon
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To: DoodleBob

Lol


46 posted on 11/05/2020 8:48:12 PM PST by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)
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To: Viking2002

Ben Dover is the name I gave for state required contact tracing at restaurants. I also used Bob Ross as a name.


47 posted on 11/05/2020 8:56:22 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: miliantnutcase

The tapered ends are there for comfort - but I bet that doesn’t help much with the pocket clip.


48 posted on 11/05/2020 9:02:10 PM PST by FirstFlaBn
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To: DoodleBob

Disenfranchised. That is awesome, we need to be chanting that word at the huge Trump rallies that will be coming. We are being disenfranchised, half the country is!


49 posted on 11/05/2020 9:04:21 PM PST by boxlunch (MSM + Twitter+ FB = The American Glavit- Propaganda Arm of the Communist Democrat Party)
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To: wetgundog

Where does Michigan get all these humorless twit’s and how do they get elected to govern people’s lives.


50 posted on 11/05/2020 9:09:55 PM PST by cabbieguy ("I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up"can't be counted)
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To: DoodleBob

that b***h can stick two up there.


51 posted on 11/05/2020 9:15:45 PM PST by cableguymn (We need a redneck in the white house....)
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To: cartoonistx

it’ll be the best 2 or 3 hours of our lives.


52 posted on 11/05/2020 9:17:17 PM PST by cableguymn (We need a redneck in the white house....)
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To: Secret Agent Man

*for now

it’s becoming clearer and clearer..

If we want our country...

A tree will need some water.


53 posted on 11/05/2020 9:18:19 PM PST by cableguymn (We need a redneck in the white house....)
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To: RckyRaCoCo

I was surprised when it was handed to me. I was thinking - really? A sharpie?


54 posted on 11/05/2020 9:18:26 PM PST by MarMema (Proud co-pilot for John James)
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To: Redcitizen

Next time, use names like Richard Head, Miles Long, Mike Hunt, Dick Nibbler, or Pat McGroin. See if there’s anyone at home in there when they write it down. LOL


55 posted on 11/05/2020 9:37:46 PM PST by Viking2002 (When aliens fly past Earth, they probably lock their doors.)
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To: a fool in paradise; DoodleBob; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; ...
I guess they'll all be charged with violations of the Etiquette Laws that have been on the books for generations?

56 posted on 11/06/2020 9:30:08 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: SunkenCiv

“Look maw, no hands!”


57 posted on 11/06/2020 9:32:08 AM PST by a fool in paradise (President Trump is not VP Nixon and wonÂ’t let the Democrats steal this without a fight)
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To: DoodleBob

Sharpies are used in elections, and used for scan ballots.

If you overdo it, you can get bleedthru, but the ballots should be designed so the mark doesn’t come near anything on the back side.

If the ballot doesn’t scan when you get to the machine, they are supposed to give you a new ballot, and destroy the one that didn’t work.

If there is significant problems with a sharpie, they still have the original ballots, and can manually re-do them.

Everything is just a conspiracy now.


58 posted on 11/06/2020 10:17:41 AM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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