Posted on 02/03/2020 1:41:40 PM PST by knighthawk
WASHINGTON D.C.—After completely mopping the floor with the snowflake libs on the Senate floor, the Trump administration fears that he is at high risk of drowning in a literal tidal wave of liberal tears during Tuesday's State of the Union address.
"The risk for liberal tear downpour is always high any time Trump speaks," said climatologist Dr. Herbert Thwayne. "But under these conditions, the risk is driven up exponentially. Not only is there going to be a record amount of crying like a bunch of babies, but the melting snowflakes are going to cause a rapid rise in the sea level. It's smart for the president to take any precautions necessary."
For the general public, Weather scientists recommend staying indoors on Tuesday and for families located in blue states to wear life vests on Tuesday night.
Maybe he should wear a Hazmat Suit.
DemocRats are vermin that carry toxic diseases.
The white-hot anger and hatred generated by the dems and their media puppetmasters should be declared a major cause of Climate Change.
What really drives these freakish lefty clowns nuts is that after several years of concentrated attacks of the lowest and worst sort Trump isn’t fazed one bit. These rotten scum have fired their entire arsenal and he just sneers at them. Lolol.
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I expect Nanzi to pull her invitation tomorrow.
Our sources tell us, he’s actually Charlie Tuna, and can thrive in a sea of tears.
I would love for Trump to turn around and ask Nancy “Have you had enough wine to get through my speech?”
Trump ought to save this stunt for November 2020.
I was thinking of hip-waders to avoid all the Bravo Sierra generated by impeachment.
LOL!
This “liberal tears” terminology is disgusting. Unless you’re a prostitute, why would anyone want to have anything to do with a stranger’s bodily fluids?
Ha ha, He should come out and hand her a bottle of Trump wine...on a gold tray.
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