Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Makes Time Magazine Cover April 1st 2019 (No Fooling)

NY (Com)Post ^ | March 21, 2019 | Ben Feuerherd

[CaliforniaCraftBeer]

Freshman [Representative] Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will grace the front page of the April 1 [2019] edition of Time Magazine...The Bronx-native, who shook the Democratic establishment by defeating longtime congressman Joe Crowly in 2018, appears in a headshot taken by photographer Collier Schorr next to the headline: “The Phenom.” The story accompanying the front page, written by Charolette Alter, describes Ocasio-Cortez as “the second-most talked about politician in America...

[CaliforniaCraftBeer]

[OrangeHoof]

She’ll also be the cover of Playboy’s pictorial “Socialist Chicks on Capitol Hill”

[Memphis Moe]

Does Time still produce a print edition?

[pepsionice]

On Playboy’s cover? Maybe, but I’m not sure if the 42 subscribers left to Playboy would really care.

[Steve Van Doorn]

Good. the more people hear the better.

[Mark17]

I haven’t looked at Time magazine since the 60s, so I don’t know a whole lot about it. 😁

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

To have her appear on that magazine cover on April 1st is perfection itself. AOC has an appointment with her use-by date that approaches rapidly.

[DeathBeforeDishonor1]

Oh good. New range target!

[Libloather]

Changing the climate fight? Embrace the warming?

[Long Jon No Silver]

[CaliforniaCraftBeer]

the resemblance is uncanny

[Ciaphas Cain]

It's like The Candidate meets Clueless.

[Long Jon No Silver]

The eyes. Dark ball bearings. Glistening with a certain malevolence

[Bigtigermike]

But the jokes on us

[tired&retired]

What an excellent April Fool’s Joke.

[a little elbow grease]

One says we put a flag on Mars .... and the other one is from Mars.

[Candor7]

Fantastic. AOC is the best gift the GOP ever had.

[OttawaFreeper]

Oh yes, this person whose unfavourability rating in New York is now higher than Donald Trump’s, IIRC.

[a little elbow grease]

AOC gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. AOC replies, "I'm a congresswoman, I'm very smart, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Washington."

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks AOC to leave. AOC yet again repeats, "I'm a congresswoman, I'm very smart, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Washington."

The head stewardess doesn't know what to do at this point because the rest of the passengers still need to be seated to take off; AOC is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The copilot goes up to AOC and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.

The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her first class wasn't going to Washington."

[Truth29]

When does her head just explode from over stimulation? She must be completely drunk with her own perceived power at this stage.