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Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
AP via KCBS ^ | September 1, 2016

Posted on 09/02/2016 12:01:00 PM PDT by EveningStar

California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases

(Excerpt) Read more at sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: agenda21; california; cowflatulence; greenhousegases; legislature; manure
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1 posted on 09/02/2016 12:01:00 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 09/02/2016 12:02:14 PM PDT by EveningStar
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3 posted on 09/02/2016 12:02:55 PM PDT by Red Badger (Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
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To: EveningStar

The Erf rejoices!


4 posted on 09/02/2016 12:06:32 PM PDT by PROCON ("Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!")
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5 posted on 09/02/2016 12:08:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: EveningStar

Now that they have ordered cattle not to fart, it is time for them to order the ground beneath the state to stop having earthquakes.


6 posted on 09/02/2016 12:10:24 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: EveningStar

I have got to stop saying “How stupid can California get?” - they take it as a challenge.


7 posted on 09/02/2016 12:16:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: EveningStar

Say goodbye to the Californa cattle and dairy industries.


8 posted on 09/02/2016 12:22:20 PM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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9 posted on 09/02/2016 12:24:41 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: EveningStar

Global warming=destroying mankind and their ability to make a living.


10 posted on 09/02/2016 12:30:30 PM PDT by ColdOne (poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~TrumpÂ’s got this, Barry. Go back to your golf game.)
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To: Windflier

It’s a war on agriculture. Add that to holding water from farmers for a small fish, and today new overtime regs for farm workers in CA.


11 posted on 09/02/2016 12:33:42 PM PDT by Cold Heart
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To: EveningStar

Everything emanating from Sacramento is a fart.


12 posted on 09/02/2016 12:38:31 PM PDT by karnage
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The same legislature that just refused to end the gross corruption as appears at that state’s public utilities and coastal zoning commissions. Too many billions of dollars of lobbyist/ campaign contributors’ $$$$ at stake. ———truer words were never spoken than when -the California Legislature’s former leader Jess Unruh said “California has the best legislature money can buy”.


13 posted on 09/02/2016 12:40:26 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero.)
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To: EveningStar

How will this affect lesbian farmers?


14 posted on 09/02/2016 12:42:25 PM PDT by 2nd Amendment (Proud member of the 48% . . giver not a taker)
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Thank you for referencing that article EveningStar. Please note that the following critique is directed at the article and not at you.

I recently noticed in FR that CO2, and now presumably CO2 in cow farts, helps plants to do better during drought.

Study: plants do better during drought thanks to increased CO2 levels

If I understand things correctly, shouldn’t lawmakers in drought-striken Calfornia be encouraging cows to fart? /semi-sarc

15 posted on 09/02/2016 12:43:53 PM PDT by Amendment10
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What about bulls? Can they fart freely?

My ex tried this regulation on me.


16 posted on 09/02/2016 12:49:48 PM PDT by dgbrown
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To: Slings and Arrows

This will CREATE JOBS!!! How many more bureaucrats will we need to monitor the cow farts? I’d say we would need one staffer per three cows and then of course their supervisor, and then an assistant administrative director or five, then a few deputy directors, then the director, the HR and payroll departments. And this is per farm. Then we would need county, regional and state staffs to oversee them.


17 posted on 09/02/2016 12:50:50 PM PDT by RGF
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My wife has maintained for years that cattle farts contribute half the harmful gases into the atmosphere, and that I contribute the other half.


18 posted on 09/02/2016 12:56:22 PM PDT by Saltmeat
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To: Slings and Arrows

So right!


19 posted on 09/02/2016 1:12:54 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The Mofia is a private crime family; whereas, the DOJ is the gov't's political crime family.)
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“It’s a war on agriculture. Add that to holding water from farmers for a small fish, and today new overtime regs for farm workers in CA.”

What the California legislature is doing may amount to a war on agriculture, but I don’t think that’s their intent at all.

I think they’re just so over-the-top lib wacko, that they pass every hare-brained, pie-in-the-sky, kook idea that pops into their drug addled heads.

Liberalism is a mental illness, and apparently it’s contagious.


20 posted on 09/02/2016 1:15:42 PM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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