ping
The Erf rejoices!
Now that they have ordered cattle not to fart, it is time for them to order the ground beneath the state to stop having earthquakes.
I have got to stop saying “How stupid can California get?” - they take it as a challenge.
Say goodbye to the Californa cattle and dairy industries.
Global warming=destroying mankind and their ability to make a living.
Everything emanating from Sacramento is a fart.
The same legislature that just refused to end the gross corruption as appears at that state’s public utilities and coastal zoning commissions. Too many billions of dollars of lobbyist/ campaign contributors’ $$$$ at stake. ———truer words were never spoken than when -the California Legislature’s former leader Jess Unruh said “California has the best legislature money can buy”.
I recently noticed in FR that CO2, and now presumably CO2 in cow farts, helps plants to do better during drought.
Study: plants do better during drought thanks to increased CO2 levels
If I understand things correctly, shouldn’t lawmakers in drought-striken Calfornia be encouraging cows to fart? /semi-sarc
What about bulls? Can they fart freely?
My ex tried this regulation on me.
My wife has maintained for years that cattle farts contribute half the harmful gases into the atmosphere, and that I contribute the other half.
how cute. Another law to make California beef more expensive than Mexican beef brought to you by a Bell Gardens anchor baby putting the screws to California ranchers. (remember the city-wide corruption in that town?) Lara pulled out of an Assembly race against Villaraigosa’s cousin, Perez, and was rewarded by Villaraigosa with a cushy seat on the LA Planning Commission. So, when did Ricardo Lara become an authority on ranching? How many cows are in Mexico and Central America? Or Africa? or the Middle East? Why are only American cows subject to fart regulation? At least in America, you know your cows are eating uncontaminated food and drinking uncontaminated water. But when it comes to corrupt California politicians, America Last is the credo.
The California Beef Association ought to pass a rule preventing any member of the California legislature from eating beef or dairy.
Al Gore and his Gulf Stream 5 is right in there with those cows ,,, how about regulating him and all his bull shit .
Cow plugs perhaps?........I wouldn’t want to be around when it blows.......lol
I suggested fart harvesting on a lefty chat they were uncertain if i was serious. :)
EDIT:
I suggested fart harvesting on a lefty chat site, years ago, and they were uncertain if i was serious. :)