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Bye-bye, Sandra Fluke. Hello, Joni Ernst
Townhall.com ^ | November 7, 2014 | Charlotte Hays

Posted on 11/07/2014 12:02:58 PM PST by Kaslin

While the “War on Women” rhetoric may have contributed significantly to President Obama’s gaining a second term in 2012, in 2014 it couldn’t even get Sandra Fluke, the former Georgetown Law student who crusaded to make Jesuits pay for birth control, elected dog catcher.

Well, she was really running for a seat in the California state Senate, but, given her retro campaign (she still lives in the halcyon days when Rush Limbaugh called her a naughty name), she probably couldn't have won the county dog catcher slot.

No word yet on the actual dogcatcher races run on a "War on Women" theme, but the carnage at higher levels is of historic proportions. The Senate and House are more Republican than they have been for decades. The Democrats who tied themselves to the “War on Women” ploy will be spending more time with their families.

For example, despite his best efforts, defeated Colorado Senator Mark “Uterus” Udall, whose campaign was described by one pundit as “wall-to-wall gynecology,” was unable to frighten women into believing the GOP was coming for their contraception.

Udall nevertheless continued on this quixotic path even after his opponent, victorious Republican Senator-elect Cory Gardner, came out for making forms of contraception - that are now prescription only - available over the counter. “War on Women” warriors, apparently, do not give up easily.

Other casualties included the gaffe-prone Alison Lundergan Grimes, who, having been trounced by incumbent Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, woke up Nov. 5 to the dispiriting reality that nobody gives a tinker’s damn any more who she voted for in 2012, and the similarly gaffe-prone Texas gubernatorial aspirant Wendy Davis.

The deck was always stacked against Davis in red state Texas, but her early supporters thought she would win by beating the “War on Women” drum. That was before she turned into Todd Akin in pink Mizuno Women's Wave Rider 16 Running sneakers. I guess she had to take the sneakers off to put her foot in her mouth, though. A fixation on her opponent, Governor-elect Greg Abbott’s wheelchair, did not serve to make her more—uh—personally attractive.

Iowa Senator-elect Joni Ernst won handily even though her (male) opponent Bruce Braley tried to brand her as anti-woman. (It’s complicated, but the “War on Women” has less to do with actual women and everything to do with promoting big government and dependency.)

Since I am not a fan of identity politics, I note with reservation that all and all the GOP had a good night with women candidates. Shelley Moore Caputo is replacing retiring Democratic Senator Jay Rockefeller from West Virginia, and Mia Love sailed to victory for a House seat from Utah. New York’s Elise Stefanik, 30, became the youngest woman ever elected to Congress.

Why didn’t the “War on Women” help the Democrats in 2014? The better question might be, “Why did it help the Democrats in 2012?” I have a theory: the Democrats and pundits designated this year’s election as an “election about nothing,” but it was really the 2012 race that fits that description. There were serious issues on the horizon in 2012, but the Democrats managed to keep the lid on Pandora’s box. The economy: it’s getting better. Terrorism: hey, Bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive. Benghazi: a movie review gone bad.

But you can hide the truth only so long, and Democrats couldn’t keep the lid on in 2014. ISIS can’t be passed off as the result of a video, and stagnant wages are all too real for millions of Americans. The joke version of this harsh reality was contained in an email I received from a friend: “When you go to vote on Tuesday, ask yourself this question: Am I more likely to be broke, infected, or beheaded than I was six years ago?”

The “War on Women” was always a luxury item—something to use in a frivolous campaign year. But the chips are down abroad and things are hard at home. The GOP never cared one way or the other about a woman’s birth control, and so the whole controversy was phony. I think the Democrats, in designing the “War on Women,” opted to make birth control and “issue” precisely because most people in the U.S. don’t have moral qualms about it. But, in defending the right to religious liberty of people who do have moral reservations, the GOP could be painted as backward and dangerous.

But that was then, and this now. And now, with a dangerous world becoming more dangerous by the minute, we don’t want to waste time debating whether Jesuits and evangelical Christians should be browbeaten into picking up the tab for Sandra Fluke’s birth control. We aren’t thinking about the luxury item—the “War on Women” item—this year but about the basic, everyday items, such as defending our nation from terrorism and paying for health insurance under the burdens imposed by ObamaCare.

In 2014, the voters got real, and it inevitably followed that the “War on Women” was exposed for the sham it always was.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2014; fluke; sandrafluke; waronwomen
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To: Kaslin
defeated Colorado Senator Mark “Uterus” Udall,

"The people have spoken - the bastards."

21 posted on 11/07/2014 12:22:54 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: Kaslin

Fluke lost by 22 points!
Heh heh heh


22 posted on 11/07/2014 12:24:01 PM PST by griswold3 (I was born here in America. I will die here in a third world country. Obama succeeded.)
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To: Kaslin
She's having to go back to performing fellatio upon the grilles of 57’ Chevys. I doubted she needed the money for birth control because the only way she could even get a dog to play with her is with a pork chop around her neck.
23 posted on 11/07/2014 12:27:07 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: Gamecock

I dunno. Her ass looks pretty terrible to me.


24 posted on 11/07/2014 12:27:34 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Kaslin

I don’t now, Sandra’s really kind of... ummmmm... plain. Does she really need all that birth control? Was she what Rush was talking about when he said that “feminism” was invented to give homely women a place where they could all hang out together?


25 posted on 11/07/2014 12:27:44 PM PST by Kenton
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Badass? Being the village bicycle is badass?


26 posted on 11/07/2014 12:29:31 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Not all Muslims are terrorists but all Muslims are potential terrorists.)
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To: Christie at the beach

You cannot deprogram idiocy. Nor can willful ignorance be affected in any positive way with even with best deprogrammer in the business.

Critical thinking, once lost, is painfully hard to regain.


27 posted on 11/07/2014 12:29:52 PM PST by alloysteel (Most people become who they promised they would never be.)
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To: Kaslin

28 posted on 11/07/2014 12:31:03 PM PST by hosepipe (" This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole.. ")
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To: Kaslin

The Slut can now add “Loser” to her resume


29 posted on 11/07/2014 12:39:52 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Kaslin

Paging 2014 voters...Paging 2014 voters.

Please check the bunny boiling on your stovetop.

30 posted on 11/07/2014 12:41:56 PM PST by Dagnabitt
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Meghan McCain becomes a gay icon!


31 posted on 11/07/2014 12:47:49 PM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: Kaslin

Sandy? Sandy?? Is that you??? Damn, girl, I didn’t recognize you without that mattress you usually have strapped to your back.


32 posted on 11/07/2014 12:51:39 PM PST by Dick Bachert (When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: All

BTW, there’s still a reward out for anyone who comes up w/ evidence to prove “Sandra The Vagina” ever had sex w/ a man.


33 posted on 11/07/2014 12:54:45 PM PST by Liz (Another Clinton administration? Are you nuts?)
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To: Liz; Lazamataz

Check with Lazamataz first.


34 posted on 11/07/2014 12:55:47 PM PST by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
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To: Kaslin

The Slickmeister has a position for her at the Clinton Foundation


35 posted on 11/07/2014 12:57:10 PM PST by morphing libertarian
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Lets see how Joni Ernst will handle the situation


36 posted on 11/07/2014 12:58:35 PM PST by jessyschuher
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To: bigbob

“The Slut can now add “Loser” to her resume”

That was on there years ago.


37 posted on 11/07/2014 1:10:24 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: Kaslin

Sandra can Fluke off.

(Remember, Fluke rhymes with “puck”)


38 posted on 11/07/2014 1:16:01 PM PST by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
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To: samtheman

Yes, that and Abortion Barbie as well.


39 posted on 11/07/2014 1:18:47 PM PST by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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To: Kaslin

Sandra who?


40 posted on 11/07/2014 1:24:03 PM PST by Exit148
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