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Diary of a Sociopath
Free Republic Original Content | 12/19/2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 12/19/2012 1:16:20 PM PST by Lazamataz

Jan 18, 2013: I cannot take people any more. They are all so evil. I need to slaughter 100's of them. How shall I do it? Well, I could use gasoline, and block entrances to a building. I could concoct some form of poisonous gas and introduce it into a ventilation system. I could create an explosive and collapse a building. No, none of those ways are too good. I think I must use a firearm.

Jan 18, 2013: I purchased my firearm. It looks very scary, and it is black. It is a rifle. Now to purchase hi-capacity magazines.

Jan 19, 2013: Luckily, there was a gun show going on. I purchased 12 high-capacity magazines.

Jan 20, 2013: I went back to the gun show, and bought 2000 rounds of ammunition.

Jan 21, 2013: I've scouted the place I wish to do my massacre. I have a black ski mask, black trousers, a black shirt, and trench coat.

Jan 22, 2013: HOW DEPRESSING!!! I was on the way to kill all those people, and I heard on the radio that Obama and the Congress and Senate just passed a big gun control bill!!! Well, obviously, I can't do my massacre NOW.... I mean COME ON... it's ILLEGAL now. So, I turned my car around, went to the police station, and turned in my rifle, magazines, and ammunition. I WAS SO CLOSE, too!!! Those politicians, man, they are on TOP of things!!


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1 posted on 12/19/2012 1:16:24 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
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Quick knockout piece.

2 posted on 12/19/2012 1:18:29 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
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Quick knockout piece.

3 posted on 12/19/2012 1:18:48 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz

4 posted on 12/19/2012 1:22:16 PM PST by EEGator
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Jan 20, 2013: I went back to the gun show, and bought 2000 rounds of ammunition.

This is why you ALWAYS get your hand stamped on the way out.

5 posted on 12/19/2012 1:22:24 PM PST by humblegunner
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GREAT JOB


6 posted on 12/19/2012 1:22:24 PM PST by NEMDF
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January 20th 2013: I have decided to buy a knife...


7 posted on 12/19/2012 1:23:45 PM PST by RevolutionaryTimes
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Aug. 7 1988: Met a nice Reverend named Wright. Sat in on a sermon. I like what this guy says. Still thinking about running for public office...


8 posted on 12/19/2012 1:23:54 PM PST by SpaceBar
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To: Lazamataz

Ping me


9 posted on 12/19/2012 1:25:04 PM PST by Chickensoup (Leftist Totalitarian Fascism coming to a country like yours.)
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To: Lazamataz

I am perfectly willing to outlaw any inanimate object that has, of itself, harmed or killed any human. Then we just need to pass laws preventing water from drowning people, gravity from killing people in falls, and carbon monoxide and other natural gasses from asphyxiating people.

Oh No – I almost forgot – we also need to write good strong laws that will outlaw bacteria that result in human infections and possibly death including Smallpox, Leprosy, Botulism and Gas gangrene, deadly viruses including Ebola, Marburg, Human immunodeficiency virus, and all the rest.

There – now we can all live forever.


10 posted on 12/19/2012 1:26:23 PM PST by dontBSme
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11 posted on 12/19/2012 1:27:05 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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It’s a darn good thing you didn’t do that, mister. That would have RUINED Mr. Obama’s day. Right after his nice inauguration day parties and festivities and all that fun.


12 posted on 12/19/2012 1:28:44 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Wait a minute! Does it mean more TV time for me?

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13 posted on 12/19/2012 1:32:14 PM PST by PGR88
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Laz..you have Hubby #3 written all over this one.

Knock it off, ya big flirt.


14 posted on 12/19/2012 1:54:43 PM PST by LadyBuck ("I mean really, I don't want to just chuck a grenade"..said LB Daughter playing Army of 2)
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GREAT thread! It's a target-rich environment for jokes about the ridiculousness of banning/outlawing danger.

I'm sure that every insane murderous predator will immediately cancel all his plans for mass killing just as soon as all guns are illegal.     8-| rolling eyes

15 posted on 12/19/2012 2:13:39 PM PST by TheOldLady
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I am always on the lookout for the next Ex-Mrs.-Lazamataz


16 posted on 12/19/2012 2:20:24 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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Thanks dear. :)

Just met my next wife, upthread.

17 posted on 12/19/2012 2:21:24 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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May I please be added to your ping list?

Thanks.


18 posted on 12/19/2012 2:32:27 PM PST by Califreak (11/6/12 The Day America Divided By Zero)
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Fret not oh he who was disenfranchised from mass slaughter! For I have your solution.

First, Call the ACLU and tel them you attempted to provide a retroactive abortion service. Kinda a drive through thing, but at 200 yards. Then contact your nearest Democrat politician and explain to them that minorities, the poor and women seeking healthcare without their knowledge are being stripped of their rights by racist conservative Tea Party Legislators.

Within hours you will have a waiver from the White House and an invoice for a Ma Duce that will be flown in by Drone later in the day.

You’re welcome ;)


19 posted on 12/19/2012 2:32:51 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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Norm, you cribbed your idea from me.
20 posted on 12/19/2012 2:36:19 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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