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Diary of a Sociopath
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| 12/19/2012
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 12/19/2012 1:16:20 PM PST by Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:16:24 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:18:29 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
164 Satisfied Customers!Quick knockout piece.
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:18:48 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:22:16 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: Lazamataz
Jan 20, 2013: I went back to the gun show, and bought 2000 rounds of ammunition. This is why you ALWAYS get your hand stamped on the way out.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:22:24 PM PST
by
NEMDF
To: Lazamataz
January 20th 2013: I have decided to buy a knife...
To: Lazamataz
Aug. 7 1988: Met a nice Reverend named Wright. Sat in on a sermon. I like what this guy says. Still thinking about running for public office...
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:23:54 PM PST
by
SpaceBar
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:25:04 PM PST
by
Chickensoup
(Leftist Totalitarian Fascism coming to a country like yours.)
To: Lazamataz
I am perfectly willing to outlaw any inanimate object that has, of itself, harmed or killed any human. Then we just need to pass laws preventing water from drowning people, gravity from killing people in falls, and carbon monoxide and other natural gasses from asphyxiating people.
Oh No I almost forgot we also need to write good strong laws that will outlaw bacteria that result in human infections and possibly death including Smallpox, Leprosy, Botulism and Gas gangrene, deadly viruses including Ebola, Marburg, Human immunodeficiency virus, and all the rest.
There now we can all live forever.
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:26:23 PM PST
by
dontBSme
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:27:05 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Lazamataz
It’s a darn good thing you didn’t do that, mister. That would have RUINED Mr. Obama’s day. Right after his nice inauguration day parties and festivities and all that fun.
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:28:44 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Lazamataz
Wait a minute! Does it mean more TV time for me?
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:32:14 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: Lazamataz
Laz..you have Hubby #3 written all over this one.
Knock it off, ya big flirt.
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posted on
12/19/2012 1:54:43 PM PST
by
LadyBuck
("I mean really, I don't want to just chuck a grenade"..said LB Daughter playing Army of 2)
To: Lazamataz
GREAT thread! It's a target-rich environment for jokes about the ridiculousness of banning/outlawing danger.
I'm sure that every insane murderous predator will immediately cancel all his plans for mass killing just as soon as all guns are illegal.
To: LadyBuck
I am always on the lookout for the next Ex-Mrs.-Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2012 2:20:24 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: TheOldLady
Thanks dear. :)
Just met my next wife, upthread.
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posted on
12/19/2012 2:21:24 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
May I please be added to your ping list?
Thanks.
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posted on
12/19/2012 2:32:27 PM PST
by
Califreak
(11/6/12 The Day America Divided By Zero)
To: Lazamataz
Fret not oh he who was disenfranchised from mass slaughter! For I have your solution.
First, Call the ACLU and tel them you attempted to provide a retroactive abortion service. Kinda a drive through thing, but at 200 yards. Then contact your nearest Democrat politician and explain to them that minorities, the poor and women seeking healthcare without their knowledge are being stripped of their rights by racist conservative Tea Party Legislators.
Within hours you will have a waiver from the White House and an invoice for a Ma Duce that will be flown in by Drone later in the day.
You’re welcome ;)
To: Norm Lenhart
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posted on
12/19/2012 2:36:19 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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