Fret not oh he who was disenfranchised from mass slaughter! For I have your solution.
First, Call the ACLU and tel them you attempted to provide a retroactive abortion service. Kinda a drive through thing, but at 200 yards. Then contact your nearest Democrat politician and explain to them that minorities, the poor and women seeking healthcare without their knowledge are being stripped of their rights by racist conservative Tea Party Legislators.
Within hours you will have a waiver from the White House and an invoice for a Ma Duce that will be flown in by Drone later in the day.
You’re welcome ;)