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| Nov 12,2011
| swampsniper
Posted on 11/12/2011 6:12:41 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: chat; support; vanity
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Once I remember this from my youth...
“Daddy, Daddy! Guess what! WE didn’t get a spanking today”!
But then there was still three hours of sunlight to go.
To: nixonsnose
Go pick out a belt and bring it here!
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My Dad used his belt a few times...
but what I hated was when he would send my older sisters “out back” to “pick out” a “switch” of a wild shrub called “broom”
They enjoyed that too much...
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posted on
11/12/2011 8:35:47 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Dad: "Your ass won't hold corn shucks", or the more terrifying "I'll beat you till the blood runs down your legs"....
Dad also had a method of getting to the truth...lamp gets broken..three of us in the house...Dad lines us up: "Who broke the lamp?" From us,the customary "Not me"...Dad,"I'll beat all your asses and that way i'll get the right one!" LOL
Mom:"You're gonna get a whippin when your father gets home,you understand me?"
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posted on
11/12/2011 9:04:53 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
To: CAluvdubya
I sent my son to his room for something he did wrong. (He was about six at the time). He actually called his Dad at work and said, “Mommy is being mean. Can you talk her out of this... you know how she gets!” I will say that my husband told him he stood by my decision... we got a good laugh about it after our son went to bed. For at least a week... my husband teased me about “you know how she gets”.
To: momtothree
That is soooo funny! That story will go down in your family folklore for sure!
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posted on
11/12/2011 9:14:58 AM PST
by
CAluvdubya
(I STAND WITH CAIN)
To: OldCountryBoy
Mom: "You better go to bed!"
4 year old son: "I don't want to go to bed."
Mom: "You dad is going to be home in a couple of minutes so get going!"
Son: "Daddy won't do anything."
(Sound of key unlocking front door)
(Sound of a pair of feet thundering down the hall to the bedroom)
(Sound of mom laughing)
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posted on
11/12/2011 9:44:34 AM PST
by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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