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DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!
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| Nov 12,2011
| swampsniper
Posted on 11/12/2011 6:12:41 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: chat; support; vanity
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Don’t make me stop this car!
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:14:01 AM PST
by
blam
To: blam
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:16:21 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
If you don’t settle down, I’m going to rip your
arm off and beat you over the head with it.
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:19:34 AM PST
by
wita
To: SWAMPSNIPER
DON’T MAKE ME CALL YOUR DADDY AT WORK! (yeah... I’ve used that one but it doesn’t work. Daddy is a cream-puff when it comes to his kids)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Go pick out a belt and bring it here!
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:24:24 AM PST
by
nixonsnose
(Let's see all you lawyers argue your way out of hell.)
To: nixonsnose
SSssssssssssssssss...... (Sound of Daddy's wide, thick, massive belt sliding out of its belt loops, a.k.a. The End of the World.)
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:30:56 AM PST
by
lentulusgracchus
(Concealed carry is a pro-life position.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
“Don’t start something you can’t stop!”
To: blam
“You are going to sit right there until you father gets home.”
Mom, then playing “good cop,” lets you free as the door opens. Whew!
What are mom and dad laughing about??? Now I know...
Thanks FR. Will be serving up soon.
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:45:06 AM PST
by
OldCountryBoy
(You can't make this stuff up!)
To: blam
Stop your crying or I’ll give you something new to cry about!
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:45:08 AM PST
by
Wasichu
To: OldCountryBoy
I'm going to tell your daddy when he gets home.
(She never did, whew!)
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:48:07 AM PST
by
blam
To: lentulusgracchus
My Dad’s belt was the trendy style with vertical rows of three holes all the way around. I’ll never forget the sound of the air rushing through all those rows of holes. Luckily, I only had to hear it a couple of times... I’m a quick learner! My brothers... not so much apparently. :-)
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:53:36 AM PST
by
nodumbblonde
("The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." - Ayn Rand)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Do you want a spanking?
(We never had to use this one. In our case it was already too late.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Keep it up and I’ll make your brother/sister an only child.
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:55:23 AM PST
by
nodumbblonde
("The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." - Ayn Rand)
To: momtothree
I tried the, "Just wait 'til your fater gets home!". All I got was, "Yippie! When does he get here?"
He is the "play" daddy and I'm the "enforcer" mom. I wished it was the other way around but I care if the dishes are done and the beds are made :)
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:59:28 AM PST
by
CAluvdubya
(I STAND WITH CAIN)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
Never saw evidence of that.
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posted on
11/12/2011 6:59:41 AM PST
by
11Bush
To: super7man
In our house, it was The Wooden Spoon. My mom used to carry it in her purse. When my brother and I would start fighting in the back seat of the car, she’d take it out and set it on the dashboard. Things would always quiet down real fast when she did that. She had an extended reach with that thing.
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posted on
11/12/2011 7:07:08 AM PST
by
ponygirl
To: SWAMPSNIPER
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posted on
11/12/2011 7:41:00 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: 1rudeboy
My boss's mom used to shout at her kids, "Get in here and take your medicine, boys !!!". Then her voice went nuclear, and she followed that up, "And remember, I HIT FOR DISTANCE !!!!"
She's a nice retired 2nd grade school teacher today. Go Figure!
To: SWAMPSNIPER
I’ll put a knot on your head so big you could hide behind it!
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posted on
11/12/2011 7:50:43 AM PST
by
Tex-Con-Man
(T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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