With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE

Source? Laz | 11/17/2010 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

THE WUBAMA

The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.

Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.

The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.

Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!

THE WUBAMA

The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.

Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.

The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.

Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!

THE PEE LOUSE

The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!

“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”

The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"

The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!

[Fast Moving Angel]

I am not a Jedi, yet.

You're not? I thought you were. I'm crushed. ;-)

[Allegra]

Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?

[Responsibility2nd]

Hey. If Obama can write a children’s book, I don’t see why the Laz can’t also write a book for the little ankle-biters.

Mind you, they may be warped for life, but oh well.

[Alamo-Girl]

LOLOL! Precious!

[MrB]

The Pee Louse?

Ever heard of the Candiru fish?

"The candiru usually targets a big fish as its host, drinking blood from its gills, but occasionally they make mistakes. This has resulted in one of the most infamous legends to emerge from the Amazon: a man urinating in the river who has a fish swim up his penis." – Jeremy Wade, biologist.

[Lazamataz]

You’ll like this. Go to #42.

[SteveH]

Hooray! :-)

[humblegunner]

w00T!

[gimme1ibertee]

LMAO You are so right!! :D

[So Cal Rocket]

Genious!

[headsonpikes]

LOL!

I came to mock and stayed to pray!

Good work.

[Guenevere]

Our creative Laz!!!!

[Admin Moderator]

Done. Very funny!

[Lazamataz]

THANK YOU!!!!! :) :) :)

[Vendome]

LOL

[Lazamataz]

This is fun! Enjoy

[JennysCool]

Spectacular, Laz! It's a hit!!

[Lazamataz]

This one is fun! Enjoy

[BunnySlippers]

Thanks for the ping.

BUMP!

[trisham]

Well done, Doctor Laz! :)