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With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE
Source? Laz
| 11/17/2010
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 11/17/2010 7:49:08 AM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/17/2010 9:30:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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THE WUBAMA
The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldnt do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.
Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.
The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.
Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!
THE PEE LOUSE
The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!
More Health care, Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,
But once we pass it, we will!
The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"
The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!
TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: areallyfineparody; chat; democrats; goodoneslaz; obama; obummer; peelouse; pelosi; sssizzlin; stillgood; vanity; wubama
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To: Lazamataz
I am not a Jedi, yet. You're not? I thought you were. I'm crushed. ;-)
To: dalereed
Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:01:39 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Lazamataz
Hey. If Obama can write a children’s book, I don’t see why the Laz can’t also write a book for the little ankle-biters.
Mind you, they may be warped for life, but oh well.
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:03:31 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
The Pee Louse?
Ever heard of the Candiru fish?
"The candiru usually targets a big fish as its host, drinking blood from its gills, but occasionally they make mistakes. This has resulted in one of the most infamous legends to emerge from the Amazon: a man urinating in the river who has a fish swim up his penis." Jeremy Wade, biologist.
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:07:12 AM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
To: kristinn
You’ll like this. Go to #42.
66
posted on
11/17/2010 9:08:23 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
67
posted on
11/17/2010 9:08:32 AM PST
by
SteveH
(First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.)
To: Lazamataz
68
posted on
11/17/2010 9:09:46 AM PST
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Lazamataz
LMAO You are so right!! :D
69
posted on
11/17/2010 9:14:36 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: Lazamataz
70
posted on
11/17/2010 9:25:31 AM PST
by
So Cal Rocket
(Task 1: Accomplished, Task 2: Hold them Accountable!)
To: Lazamataz
LOL!
I came to mock and stayed to pray!
Good work.
71
posted on
11/17/2010 9:26:45 AM PST
by
headsonpikes
(Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
To: Lazamataz
72
posted on
11/17/2010 9:32:27 AM PST
by
Guenevere
(....)
To: Lazamataz
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:33:40 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
75
posted on
11/17/2010 9:35:45 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: BunnySlippers; AnnaZ; Tatze; gov_bean_ counter; goat granny; muawiyah; editor-surveyor; trisham; ...
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:49:24 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
Spectacular, Laz! It's a hit!!
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:50:13 AM PST
by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: Osage Orange; cherry; Attention Surplus Disorder; stuartcr; martin_fierro; Larry Lucido; ...
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posted on
11/17/2010 9:52:10 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks for the ping.
BUMP!
79
posted on
11/17/2010 9:53:13 AM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: Lazamataz
Well done, Doctor Laz! :)
80
posted on
11/17/2010 9:54:16 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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