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Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini
Associated Press ^
| 09-23-2010
| Matt Volz
Posted on 09/23/2010 6:00:03 PM PDT by Redcitizen
HELENA, Mont. – A Montana woman fended off a bear trying to muscle its way into her home Thursday by pelting the animal with a large piece of zucchini from her garden.
The woman suffered minor scratches and one of her dogs was wounded after tussling with the 200-pound bear.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banglist; bear; food; funny; hilarity; humor; hunting; laughter; nature; recipes; squash; vegetables; zucchini
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She was bearly wounded. I guess having your vegetables is good for you.
To: Redcitizen
Sometimes the bear gets the zucchini, sometimes the zucchini gets the bear . . . .
To: Redcitizen
This is gonna be an interesting thread...
To: Redcitizen
I guess if you don’t have a 40 lb squash, a zucchini will do.
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:01:56 PM PDT
by
vox_freedom
(America is being tested as never before in its history. May God help us.)
To: Redcitizen
200lbs! She’s lucky he didn’t squash her.
To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:03:21 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 611 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: Redcitizen
Again?? Second time today!
To: Redcitizen
Just add some potatoes and onions...make a good soup.
To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
What caliber zuke? I don’t know if I have any veggies big enough in the lil’ garden here where I’d feel safe against a bear attack.
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:04:58 PM PDT
by
WAW
(Which enumerated power?)
To: Redcitizen
After the attack she was singing “I am strong, I have my vegetables, I am woman.”
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:05:23 PM PDT
by
HerrBlucher
(Defund, repeal, investigate, impeach, convict, jail, celebrate.)
To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
You put the peas around the hole in the ice. When the bear comes to take a peas, you kick him in the ice hole.
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:05:34 PM PDT
by
healy61
To: Larry Lucido
Check out the link.... “ By MATT VOLZ, Associated Press Writer Matt Volz, Associated Press Writer – 20 mins ago”
To: Redcitizen
Lovely story, really. A little miss muffet, a little goldilocks, a little mary quite contrary, a little farmer macgregor.
To: BigSkyFreeper; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican
She sounds like quite a lady. Is she also hot?
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:06:00 PM PDT
by
Clintonfatigued
(Obama's more worried about Israelis building houses than he is about Islamists building atomic bombs)
To: Redcitizen
*facepalm*
Ban assault zucchini!
It has a flash hider and bayonet lug, a folding vine, and it can be hidden in plain sight!
/ sarc.
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:06:31 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Redcitizen
Zucchini repels me as well. Smart bear.
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:06:39 PM PDT
by
sphinx
To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
The bear was a vegetarian.
(Good pun on her being squashed)
To: Redcitizen
Why was the zucchini so readily available
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:09:09 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
To: Redcitizen
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:09:11 PM PDT
by
ponygirl
(TEA people: First we take out the RINOS. Then we finish off the Socialists.)
To: Redcitizen
“Back off! I have a zucchini, and I’m not afraid to use it!”
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posted on
09/23/2010 6:10:35 PM PDT
by
FreeKeys
(COPY EVERYTHING IN THE BOX ON MY PROFILE PAGE AND SEND IT TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK !!)
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