Sometimes the bear gets the zucchini, sometimes the zucchini gets the bear . . . .
“Sometimes the bear gets the zucchini, sometimes the zucchini gets the bear”
Actually, it’s not completely clear from the headline and first sentence which happened here. The AP refers to “bear attack with zucchini” and then the first sentence elaboarates in referring to “the animal with a large piece of zucchini from her garden.”
Bruised Bruin beaten in a game of squash.