Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero [Satire]

Ranco ^ | 8/6/2010 | Ranco

[mikelets456]

Bumble Bee Ham is opening a processing plant and deli in New York just two blocks away from Ground Zero next to a new mosque. The new location will process ham to be shipped out to Bumble Bee Hams across the country and launch a new high end deli on the ground level called “Bacon.” The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks. This has set off a firestorm between many Americans and Muslims against so-called “bacon extremists.”

[OneWingedShark]

It’s privately held, not publicly traded; so no ticker symbol.

http://www.bumblebee.com/PressRoom/Article18.aspx

[wtc911]

psssst, it’s satire.....

[OneWingedShark]

>psssst, it’s satire.....

Yes, but someone requested a post of the stock’s symbol... which is what I was replying to.
..but on that note, I DO have a can of Bumble Bee Salmon! { Salmon is a good AMERICAN fish, unlike that illegal immigrant: tuna! ;) }

[MrB]

and a diesel fuel/kerosene storage facility next to that...

[Fighter@heart]

Huge sign reading “We specialize in NON-ISLAMIC Cuisine!!”

[gattaca]

I feel like BBQ today!!!

[DoughtyOne]

And for once, I actually approve of it being drafted in a foreign language Islamic (Arabic, Farsi, whatever..), so the message would be crystal clear.

[RWGinger]

excellent list
Piggly Wiggly, :) Nice

[tazztheterrible]

make sure the deli has a happy hour and has girls in bikini’s passing out free samples on the sidewalk!

[billhilly]

Ground Zero [Satire]

[El Gato]

Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero

Don't kid yourselves, the New York City authorities would deny it a change of zoning. A restaurant, without the processing aspect, might slip by, but I doubt it.

Now maybe a "Church" where Bacon is used instead of or in addition to bread and wine for the communion/sacrament.. that might work. :)

The Church of the Blessed Hog?

[Quix]

TIME FOR SOMEONE TO MARKET

A small aerosol spray bottle of emulsified pork fat as a

JIHADI REPELLANT

[GoldenPup]

The Church of the Blessed Hog?
Gottalovit!! Yum, Yum.

[imjimbo]

too bad; I’da bought some-!