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Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero [Satire]
Ranco ^ | 8/6/2010 | Ranco

Posted on 08/10/2010 8:19:57 AM PDT by mikelets456

Bumble Bee Ham is opening a processing plant and deli in New York just two blocks away from Ground Zero next to a new mosque. The new location will process ham to be shipped out to Bumble Bee Hams across the country and launch a new high end deli on the ground level called “Bacon.” The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks. This has set off a firestorm between many Americans and Muslims against so-called “bacon extremists.”

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; ham; mosque; muslim; notnews; satire
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To: imjimbo

It’s privately held, not publicly traded; so no ticker symbol.

http://www.bumblebee.com/PressRoom/Article18.aspx


41 posted on 08/10/2010 9:23:26 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

psssst, it’s satire.....


42 posted on 08/10/2010 9:27:55 AM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get down that hill?")
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To: wtc911

>psssst, it’s satire.....

Yes, but someone requested a post of the stock’s symbol... which is what I was replying to.
..but on that note, I DO have a can of Bumble Bee Salmon! { Salmon is a good AMERICAN fish, unlike that illegal immigrant: tuna! ;) }


43 posted on 08/10/2010 9:36:19 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Gator113

and a diesel fuel/kerosene storage facility next to that...


44 posted on 08/10/2010 9:37:50 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: DoughtyOne

Huge sign reading “We specialize in NON-ISLAMIC Cuisine!!”


45 posted on 08/10/2010 9:40:42 AM PDT by Fighter@heart (Ask The American Indian how ignoring immigration worked out for them!!! WAKE UP!!)
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To: norge

I feel like BBQ today!!!


46 posted on 08/10/2010 9:42:53 AM PDT by gattaca (Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Fighter@heart

And for once, I actually approve of it being drafted in a foreign language Islamic (Arabic, Farsi, whatever..), so the message would be crystal clear.


47 posted on 08/10/2010 9:43:15 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
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To: sodpoodle

excellent list
Piggly Wiggly, :) Nice


48 posted on 08/10/2010 10:06:06 AM PDT by RWGinger
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To: mikelets456

make sure the deli has a happy hour and has girls in bikini’s passing out free samples on the sidewalk!


49 posted on 08/10/2010 10:08:42 AM PDT by tazztheterrible (dee)
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To: Keith in Iowa

Ground Zero [Satire]


50 posted on 08/10/2010 10:26:47 AM PDT by billhilly
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To: GoldenPup
Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero

Don't kid yourselves, the New York City authorities would deny it a change of zoning. A restaurant, without the processing aspect, might slip by, but I doubt it.

Now maybe a "Church" where Bacon is used instead of or in addition to bread and wine for the communion/sacrament.. that might work. :)

The Church of the Blessed Hog?

51 posted on 08/10/2010 10:28:06 AM PDT by El Gato ("The second amendment is the reset button of the US constitution"-Doug McKay)
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To: mikelets456

TIME FOR SOMEONE TO MARKET

A small aerosol spray bottle of emulsified pork fat as a

JIHADI REPELLANT


52 posted on 08/10/2010 10:39:00 AM PDT by Quix (C THE PLAN of the Bosses: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2519352/posts?page=2#2)
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To: El Gato
The Church of the Blessed Hog?
Gottalovit!! Yum, Yum.
53 posted on 08/10/2010 1:03:42 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: OneWingedShark

too bad; I’da bought some-!


54 posted on 08/10/2010 5:49:46 PM PDT by imjimbo (The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
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