Posted on 08/10/2010 8:19:57 AM PDT by mikelets456
Bumble Bee Ham is opening a processing plant and deli in New York just two blocks away from Ground Zero next to a new mosque. The new location will process ham to be shipped out to Bumble Bee Hams across the country and launch a new high end deli on the ground level called âBacon.â The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks. This has set off a firestorm between many Americans and Muslims against so-called âbacon extremists.â
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It’s privately held, not publicly traded; so no ticker symbol.
http://www.bumblebee.com/PressRoom/Article18.aspx
psssst, it’s satire.....
>psssst, its satire.....
Yes, but someone requested a post of the stock’s symbol... which is what I was replying to.
..but on that note, I DO have a can of Bumble Bee Salmon! { Salmon is a good AMERICAN fish, unlike that illegal immigrant: tuna! ;) }
and a diesel fuel/kerosene storage facility next to that...
Huge sign reading “We specialize in NON-ISLAMIC Cuisine!!”
I feel like BBQ today!!!
And for once, I actually approve of it being drafted in a foreign language Islamic (Arabic, Farsi, whatever..), so the message would be crystal clear.
excellent list
Piggly Wiggly, :) Nice
make sure the deli has a happy hour and has girls in bikini’s passing out free samples on the sidewalk!
Ground Zero [Satire]
Don't kid yourselves, the New York City authorities would deny it a change of zoning. A restaurant, without the processing aspect, might slip by, but I doubt it.
Now maybe a "Church" where Bacon is used instead of or in addition to bread and wine for the communion/sacrament.. that might work. :)
The Church of the Blessed Hog?
TIME FOR SOMEONE TO MARKET
A small aerosol spray bottle of emulsified pork fat as a
JIHADI REPELLANT
too bad; I’da bought some-!
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