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Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero [Satire]
Ranco ^ | 8/6/2010 | Ranco

Posted on 08/10/2010 8:19:57 AM PDT by mikelets456

Bumble Bee Ham is opening a processing plant and deli in New York just two blocks away from Ground Zero next to a new mosque. The new location will process ham to be shipped out to Bumble Bee Hams across the country and launch a new high end deli on the ground level called “Bacon.” The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks. This has set off a firestorm between many Americans and Muslims against so-called “bacon extremists.”

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; ham; mosque; muslim; notnews; satire
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1 posted on 08/10/2010 8:20:04 AM PDT by mikelets456
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...just make sure the exhaust fans are blowing the right way.


2 posted on 08/10/2010 8:21:20 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: mikelets456

Please, please let this be true.


3 posted on 08/10/2010 8:21:34 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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Is Bumble Bee stock available? I’ll buy if this story is true.


4 posted on 08/10/2010 8:21:49 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa
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No satire notification?.....


5 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:01 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: mikelets456

Is this satire?


6 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:14 AM PDT by avacado
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between this and the gay bar that welcomes muslim gays this should be a happening area.


7 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:39 AM PDT by RWGinger
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3,2,1...

Leftists scream “that’th inthenthitive!”


8 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:42 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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Is this for real??? I don’t see a “satire” tag.


9 posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:45 AM PDT by ScottinVA (The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
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I want one of those bacon sandwiches. I’ll eat it right in front of the new mosque. Hmmmmmmmmm


10 posted on 08/10/2010 8:23:03 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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Two blocks away? Not close enough, it needs to be right next door or directly across the street.


11 posted on 08/10/2010 8:23:30 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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Gotta make sure that the rendered bacon grease drains underneath the mosque.


12 posted on 08/10/2010 8:23:32 AM PDT by roaddog727 (It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
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The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks

LOL


13 posted on 08/10/2010 8:24:06 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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Muslim/Pork relations?.....

MMMMM....Pork....It’s what’s for dinner!


14 posted on 08/10/2010 8:24:26 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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LMAO, and be sure to put a large 40 x 60 foot sign out front with a big picture of pigs and processed ham.


15 posted on 08/10/2010 8:24:58 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
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Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em!


16 posted on 08/10/2010 8:25:13 AM PDT by Mobties (I yield back the balance of my time)
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To: Keith in Iowa

Please post the ticker symbol-!!!


17 posted on 08/10/2010 8:26:35 AM PDT by imjimbo (The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
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To: DoughtyOne

Oops, sorry for spilling one of our barrels of pig fat on your sidewalk. Hope we didn’t get any on you...


18 posted on 08/10/2010 8:26:54 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Latest most accurate Az Poll to date, of 14 likely voters: McCain 137%, Hayworth -37% (+/- 92%))
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how about a pork BBQ shop on the other side?


19 posted on 08/10/2010 8:28:12 AM PDT by gattaca (Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reagan)
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To: DoughtyOne
If you go to Nazareth, you probably park down the busy street and walk to Joseph's home. Nazareth is predominantly an Arab city inside of Israel. As you turn off the main street to head the 2 blocks up to the house, there is a giant billboard over what seems to be an apartment building. The biilboard says something like: Unless you accept Allah you will die cursed. I can't remember the exact words.

This is what needs to happen now around the site of the mosque only with Jewish and Christian messages.

20 posted on 08/10/2010 8:28:54 AM PDT by whence911 (Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
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