FLAUNT THE AMERICAN FLAG DAY--Nationwide Protest Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Patriotic Americans all across the nation are being called on to 'flaunt the American flag' on Wednesday, May 12, 2010 by wearing patriotic-themed clothing such as American flag style shirts, blouses, ties or jackets; American flag lapel pins or brooches; and by displaying the American flag at home, on your car or at your desk at work. You can even carry an American flag with you as you make your rounds on Wednesday and really flaunt that flag!

This is being done as a show of support for the American families in Morgan Hill, California whose students attending Live Oak High School were ordered to remove their American flag style shirts so as to not offend Mexican students on Cinco de Mayo last week.

Offended Mexican students walked out of class the next day and staged a protest march demanding "respect" for "our holiday" by demanding Americans not display the American flag on American soil.

One protester, Luis Jimenez, was videotaped by KNTV-TV saying, "Yesterday, it was our holiday, Cinco de Mayo. All of, like, the Americans thought they could wear their flags and just flaunt them in front of us."

Another Mexican protester was videotaped by KRON-TV ripping an American flag out of the hands of an American that same day.

In response, please send this message: We Americans will flaunt our flag on our soil anytime we please. If some folks don't like that, we have an old saying for them, "America, love it or leave it!"

Please e-mail and post this call to action on blogs, Facebook, Twitter and send it to you local and national Tea Party groups and talk radio hosts.

(Note to all the race-baiting liberals and weak-kneed David Brooks types, this is not about race, or even about Mexico. This is about Americans standing up for America on American soil. If you can't handle displays of patriotism, the same message above applies to you too.)

If anyone asks who started this and why May 12, just say it was started by a TEA-ed off American and May 12 just seems like a good day to wear the red, white and blue.

Jim Thompson is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*ing Indian.

There is no chin behind Jim Thompson’ beard. There is only another fist.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Jim Thompson, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

The chief export of Jim Thompson is pain.

Jim Thompson is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Jim Thompson out. It failed misserably.

Crop circles are Jim Thompson’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f* down.

Jim Thompson once commented, “There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.”

Jim Thompson once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

Jim Thompson is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Jim Thompson is a man of few words. Jim Thompson is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Jim Thompson’s nutsack.

When observing a Jim Thompson roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Jim Thompson actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Jim Thompson put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Jim dined on scrambled eggs with all the king’s horses and all the king’s men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

When Jim Thompson played golf for money, Jim marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Jim: “excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole”. Jim Thompson turned towards the man and said, im Jim Thompson, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Jim Thompson, Jim Thompson roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

Jim Thompson made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Jim Thompson kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”

Jim Thompson’ iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord

Jim Thompson knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Jim Thompson roundhouse kicked him across the face several times

China was once bordering the United States, until Jim Thompson roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

Jim Thompson is what Willis was talking about

If you have five dollars and Jim Thompson has five dollars, Jim Thompson has more money than you.

Jim Thompson sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Jim Thompson and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

When Jim Thompson had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Jim Thompson once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

Jim Thompson once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Multiple people have died from Jim Thompson giving them the finger.

Jim Thompson once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Jim Thompson. Jim showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

If Jim Thompson is late, time better slow the f* down

Jim Thompson sleeps with a night light. Not because Jim Thompson is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Jim Thompson

Jim Thompson can touch MC Hammer.

Jim Thompson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Jim Thompson always has sex on the first date. Always.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Jim Thompson and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Jim Thompson frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

There is no such thing as tornados. Jim Thompson just hates trailer parks.

Jim Thompson never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.

Jim Thompson does not procreate, he breeds

When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Jim Thompson responded slyly with “Don’t you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?”

Jim Thompson’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Jim with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Jim Thompson became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

Jim Thompson doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Jim tells it to.

Jim Thompson only masturbates to pictures of Jim Thompson.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Jim Thompson brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Jim Thompson roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Jim giveth, and the good Jim, he taketh away.

Jim Thompson was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Jim omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Jim Thompson used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Jim Thompson,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Jim Thompson.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Jim Thompson plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Jim Thompson.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Jim Thompson, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Jim Thompson.

God offered Jim Thompson the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Jim Thompson was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Jim Thompson drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck’s quack does not echo. Jim Thompson is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Jim Thompson once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Jim Thompson’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Jim Thompson doesn’t believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Jim Thompson’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Jim Thompson has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Jim Thompson doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Jim Thompson.

Jim Thompson eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Ironically, Jim Thompson’ hidden talent is invisibility.

Jim Thompson owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

Jim Thompson invented water.

Jim Thompson invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Jim Thompson is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Jim Thompson went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Jim Thompson yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Jim Thompson accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Jim Thompson is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

Contrary to popular belief, Jim Thompson, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Jim Thompson does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Jim Thompson roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Jim Thompson can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

Jim Thompson isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s s*.

Jim Thompson doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Jim Thompson.

Jim Thompson once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.

Jim Thompson never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Jim”.

Playgirl magazine once asked Jim Thompson to appear naked in an issue, Jim laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.

Helen Keller’s favorite color is Jim Thompson

Jim Thompson once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.

When Jim Thompson’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Jim said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Jim Thompson.”

Jim Thompson doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jim Thompson jumps out.

Jim Thompson can piss into gale force winds.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Jim Thompson.

Jim Thompson won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living s* out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

Jim Thompson once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Jim Thompson re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Jim Thompson got a perfect score on his SAT’s, simply by writing Jim Thompson for every answer.

Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Jim Thompson to die before they attack.

Jim Thompson once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Jim Thompson. It was more “humane”.

Jim Thompson doesn’t see dead people. He makes people dead.

Jim Thompson once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then trank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he’s Jim Thompson.

Jim Thompson found out about Conan O’Brien’s lever that shows clips from “Walker: Texas Ranger” and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan’s wife.

Jim Thompson doesn’t have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the s* out of viruses. That’s why Jim Thompson never gets ill.

Jim Thompson’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodJim could Jim if a woodJim could Jim wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF Jim Thompson!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t f* with Jim!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

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