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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^
| 1/8/2010
| Christina Wilkie
Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe
The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.
Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.
But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.
"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.
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TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airportsecurity; carville; jackass; microscopic; napl; plancklimit; scanner; shortsubject; shrinkage
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To: marvlus
“Carville has a penis?”:
If he does,,, he got the short end of the stick!
To: mojitojoe
Doubt it would be much of a search.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:16:50 AM PST
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: mojitojoe
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:19:10 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Jim Robinson
I don’t know Jim. It’s a toss up for me. Is he all penis or all a lump of something the household pet left in the middle of the living room floor?
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:19:44 AM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Good news. HC bill will not cover illegal aliens. Bad news. 20-35 million will be made citizens.)
To: mojitojoe
huh, the guy puts a condom on his head when it rains
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:22:19 AM PST
by
1000 silverlings
(everything that deceives, also enchants: Plato)
To: mojitojoe
they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane Sorry. Not big enough. Please step to the back of the line
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:25:00 AM PST
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: 6ppc
I think we’re talking nanotech here.
LOL
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:25:00 AM PST
by
Chickensoup
(We have the government we deserve. Is our government our traitor?)
To: Jim Robinson
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:30:50 AM PST
by
mojitojoe
(“Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.” - Vladimir Lenin)
To: mojitojoe
You know who is really going to be embarrassed, not Mary....
Aren't his daughters Teenagers by now?
Can you imagine the ribbing @ school these girls will get?
You don't say stupid stuff with teenagers, Mary won't be embarrassed but may want to hit him in the head with a frying pan, aggh what a verbal gaff...
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:30:54 AM PST
by
taildragger
(Palin/Mulally 2012)
To: silverleaf
LOL!! So is the first Wookie’s.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:31:43 AM PST
by
mojitojoe
(“Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.” - Vladimir Lenin)
To: mojitojoe
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:34:18 AM PST
by
paulycy
(AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
To: mojitojoe
"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said. Given that he *is* a worthless pr*ck I suspect that it measures something like 5' 2".
To: mojitojoe
The scanner has a micrometer?
To: mojitojoe
I didn’t think the scanners could show the inside of his rectum.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:35:36 AM PST
by
Cyman
To: dead
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:36:07 AM PST
by
mojitojoe
(“Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.” - Vladimir Lenin)
To: Lancey Howard
Hey, I used to use a tool that measured down to 0.001”. Even that wouldn’t have been effective in Carville’s case.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:36:07 AM PST
by
bcsco
(Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Someone should tell Carville about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:37:49 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
To: mojitojoe
***”Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, ***
It’s a scanner, not a magnifying glass. they will probbly ask why you have a toothprick in your shorts. It’s a woodie, isn’t it?
a very little prick at that.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:39:07 AM PST
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Are my guns loaded? Break in and find out.)
To: mojitojoe
they only have to measure him from head to toe for the size as he’s a big penis
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:42:45 AM PST
by
manc
(WILL OBAMA EVER GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY OR WILL HE LET THE MEDIA/THE LEFT BE FOOLED FOR EVER)
To: Slings and Arrows
Mind-reading systems could change air security...
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:51:09 AM PST
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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