Posted on 05/04/2009 6:52:56 PM PDT by devane617
NAPLES — Unhappy about being asked to leave a local watering hole, Naples police say a 21-year-old man took revenge: He unzipped his pants and urinated at the bar.
But if his mugshot is any indicator, the rest of his plan didn’t go so swell.
Police say that on Wednesday night Graham Brunson, 2060 20th Ave. N.E., was causing a disturbance at the Bayfront Inn, 495 Goodlette-Frank Road, yelling obscenities and disturbing customers at the bar, according to an arrest report. When security asked him to leave, reports say Brunson unzipped his pants and urinated at the bar.
When police arrived, Brunson ran.
Four officers who were searching for him, found Brunson hiding in the bushes about a quarter-mile from the bar, reports said. Brunson ran again, and was chased down by Officer Ian Rudnick, who took him to the ground.
Brunson attempted to punch and kick Rudnick. The other officers came to Rudnick’s aid, and helped handcuff Brunson, police said.
Once handcuffed, reports say Brunson went limp and had to be carried to the patrol car. While being transported to NCH Downtown Naples Hospital with injuries to his face, Brunson spit blood on an EMT, reports said.
Brunson was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, and disorderly intoxication.
Injuries consistent with a wood shampoo and sidewalk sandwich.
That’s what you get for spitting on a cop.
WAY TO GO Naples PD!!
When I was a deputy sheriff I honestly made every attempt to NOT destroy or damage my uniform. Came out of my pay etc .......even when duty related. Thus when and if , all the tact ,diplomacy, peaceful submission skills and chemicals etc didn’t bare fruit I got my moneys worth. Made sure they remembered being ugly when they got a clue later.
One reason I left the job. Never “lost” a fight. but couldn’t tell by looks at times. Just wasn’t worth fighting anymore. I had issues with such trash and was going to get in trouble. Walked away.....
If he lives long enough, he’ll have a story to tell his grandchildren, and on the future censored Internet forum Free Gulag.
Cue up The Bobby Fuller Four: “I Fought the Law, and the Law Won.”
I don't think we can assume the PD is responsible for the funny face. It is very common for men who are drunk enough to pee on a bar, often fall on on their faces, repeatedly. Some times they even violently throw their ribs against the officers fist in a rage.
"It's like my momma always said, 'Stupid is as stupid does'."
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Probably thought it would be mistaken for spilled Miller Lite!
I've heard officers call it "The Screen Test" back when the barrier was heavy mesh wire.
Since he whipped it out in public he’s lucky if he doesn’t end up on the sex offender list.
Oxtered to the loo and limericks too ping.
You are charged with assaulting police officers by wrongfully beating them around the fists and knuckles with your face and head and you are also charged with indecent exposure, with wrongfully urinating, and with running while intoxicated. You have a right to remain silent, etc. You’re not another one of them Kennedy boys are you?
1)stooopid should hurt...
2)i hope it was a learning experience.
Math urine?
Good screen name for this thread...
bingo. around here, that's what he'd a looked like BEFORE he left the bar...
one of the funniest out today...”I don’t know how many bouncers it would take to throw me out, but I know how many they were going to use”
I thought Laz had that ping list.
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