Injuries consistent with a wood shampoo and sidewalk sandwich.
That’s what you get for spitting on a cop.
WAY TO GO Naples PD!!
I don't think we can assume the PD is responsible for the funny face. It is very common for men who are drunk enough to pee on a bar, often fall on on their faces, repeatedly. Some times they even violently throw their ribs against the officers fist in a rage.