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Asked to leave, man urinated on bar, police say
Naples News ^ | 05/01/2009

Posted on 05/04/2009 6:52:56 PM PDT by devane617

NAPLES — Unhappy about being asked to leave a local watering hole, Naples police say a 21-year-old man took revenge: He unzipped his pants and urinated at the bar.

But if his mugshot is any indicator, the rest of his plan didn’t go so swell.

Police say that on Wednesday night Graham Brunson, 2060 20th Ave. N.E., was causing a disturbance at the Bayfront Inn, 495 Goodlette-Frank Road, yelling obscenities and disturbing customers at the bar, according to an arrest report. When security asked him to leave, reports say Brunson unzipped his pants and urinated at the bar.

When police arrived, Brunson ran.

Four officers who were searching for him, found Brunson hiding in the bushes about a quarter-mile from the bar, reports said. Brunson ran again, and was chased down by Officer Ian Rudnick, who took him to the ground.

Brunson attempted to punch and kick Rudnick. The other officers came to Rudnick’s aid, and helped handcuff Brunson, police said.

Once handcuffed, reports say Brunson went limp and had to be carried to the patrol car. While being transported to NCH Downtown Naples Hospital with injuries to his face, Brunson spit blood on an EMT, reports said.

Brunson was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, and disorderly intoxication.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: brunson; dumb; dumber; dumbest; fl; grahambrunson
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Stupid is all I can think of...
1 posted on 05/04/2009 6:53:00 PM PDT by devane617
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Wow, that didn't work out too well for him. Kidney Stones probably.
2 posted on 05/04/2009 6:57:52 PM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Urinating on bar ping!


3 posted on 05/04/2009 6:57:54 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: devane617
I didn't want to be drunk in Public...
4 posted on 05/04/2009 6:58:50 PM PDT by jakerobins
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I didn't want to be drunk in Public...
5 posted on 05/04/2009 6:58:55 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: devane617

Beware of disorderly intoxication.


6 posted on 05/04/2009 6:59:49 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: devane617

7 posted on 05/04/2009 7:02:23 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: KoRn
Until I read the story, I thought maybe the bar patrons had beaten him up for urinating on the bar!

Looks like the police did a pretty good job. I bet he'll keep his pants zipped in public for the rest of his life.

What a waste of oxygen.......

8 posted on 05/04/2009 7:02:40 PM PDT by basil ( It's time to eliminate all "Gun Free Zones")
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To: Cicero

bttt


9 posted on 05/04/2009 7:03:29 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: devane617

Where’s Sharpton and Jackson? Oops, wrong color...


10 posted on 05/04/2009 7:04:29 PM PDT by Third Person (there's a fine line between clever and stupid.)
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"Until I read the story, I thought maybe the bar patrons had beaten him up for urinating on the bar!"

So did I! The article didn't mention someone beating the hell out of him. I wonder who did it.

11 posted on 05/04/2009 7:04:40 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: basil

Looks like they handcuffed him but good........LOL !

No doubt he was 10ft tall and bullet proof for a few seconds !


12 posted on 05/04/2009 7:05:50 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: KoRn

LOL is there anything without a ping list?


13 posted on 05/04/2009 7:07:03 PM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support The American Tea Party)
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“Stupid...”

LOL! That’s what I said to myself (yes I actually said it outloud) after reading the OP but before scrolling down to read the rest of the posts.


14 posted on 05/04/2009 7:07:38 PM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: devane617

‘security asked him to leave’

Keystone Cops Security ?


15 posted on 05/04/2009 7:09:54 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: devane617

What pissed him off at the bar?


16 posted on 05/04/2009 7:12:08 PM PDT by max americana
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To: Squantos

I can just see the report.

The subject attempted to flee and then repeatedly fell down face first.


17 posted on 05/04/2009 7:12:25 PM PDT by OpeEdMunkey (We seem to have reached a critical mass of stupid people.)
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To: devane617

"Bachelor Number Two... What's your idea of a fun night on the town?"

18 posted on 05/04/2009 7:16:44 PM PDT by ponygirl
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Poor thing. Stupidity is so hard to cure.

5.56mm

19 posted on 05/04/2009 7:20:06 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: devane617

That’ll learn ‘em to ask customers to leave! Sheesh!


20 posted on 05/04/2009 7:20:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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