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Biden Tells Obama Birth Certificate Joke at Gridiron Dinner
Sunday, March 22, 2009 | Kristinn

Posted on 03/22/2009 9:56:58 AM PDT by kristinn

Vice President Joe Biden told a joke about Barack Obama's birth certificate at the Gridiron dinner in Washington, D.C. last night.

The joke was reported by Mike Allen at Politico in his article about Biden's intentionally funny speech (as opposed to his usual foot in mouth routine.):

"You know, I never realized just how much power Dick Cheney had until my first day on the job. I walked into my office, and you know how the outgoing president always leaves the incoming president a note in his desk? I opened my drawer and Dick Cheney had left me Barack Obama’s birth certificate."

Numerous court cases have been filed demanding documentation by Obama that he meets the Constitution's requirement that a president be a natural born citizen. Obama has fought those lawsuits instead of producing the requested documentation. His campaign produced a document last summer it claimed proved he was a natural born citizen.


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To: curiosity
I'd love it if my opposition were chasing its tail and wasting its time on an issue that's going nowhere.

I can't wait for the day people like you eat crow in this issue.

Of course you'll probably disappear a not have the guts to face the scorn.

101 posted on 03/22/2009 12:58:35 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Wake up people, AIG executives are not the enemy, your Government is!)
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To: curiosity

The search for the truth can never be a waste of time. You either believe in the constitution and the truth or you don’t.


102 posted on 03/22/2009 1:00:26 PM PDT by nufsed (Release the birth certificate, passport and school records.)
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To: kristinn

And the following from the Gov. of CA

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/22/AR2009032200758_2.html?hpid=topnews

By 9:30 Schwarzenegger is at the podium, resurrecting the crowd with his speech. “You did such lovely work for [Obama],” he tells the media elite. “You put your lives on hold to put him in the White House. Now you get all dressed up, the champagne’s on ice, and you find out he’s just not that into you.”


103 posted on 03/22/2009 1:05:36 PM PDT by deport
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To: PennsylvaniaMom
"Well (can’t believe I am explaining for Biden)...but the “joke” is that Obama really, really and trully thinks he IS the Messiah...so Easter prep would be a tad time consuming."

ahem, excuse me, I must have overslept and missed the news. Pray tell me, when exactly did obama hang on a cross? I'm still waiting for him to turn water into wine and feed the masses with a coupla fish and loaves of bread.

I just can't picture obama in a bunny suit.

104 posted on 03/22/2009 1:07:09 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: LucyT
To prevent riots, huh?

Considering the growing aggression of the ACORNs and their kind, I doubt Zero will be voted out of office without violence anyway.
105 posted on 03/22/2009 1:16:22 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

106 posted on 03/22/2009 1:19:19 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: curiosity

The opposition really doesnt have to do anything this administration is doing it all by itself lol


107 posted on 03/22/2009 1:21:32 PM PDT by italianquaker ( Something stinks in DC, oh it is just B.O)
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To: mojitojoe; Loyalist

You obviously have never met the man or listened to him. He is more than just an idiot; he is very much an ideologue as 0bambi.

Having lived in his personal fiefdom for most of my life, I can say without reservation that Biden is the “devil you don’t know”.


108 posted on 03/22/2009 1:25:59 PM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners.)
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To: kristinn

LOl! Keep going Biden!


109 posted on 03/22/2009 1:27:16 PM PDT by Salvation ( †With God all things are possible.†)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop; LucyT
"I just can't picture obama in a bunny suit."

Coulda seen THAT one comin'.

LOL, Lucy!

110 posted on 03/22/2009 1:37:25 PM PDT by Miss Behave (OBAMA LIED, THE DOLLAR DIED.)
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To: cripplecreek

You suppose he will do the honorable thing and resign rather than be forced out of office?

If he ever is in that position, that is.


111 posted on 03/22/2009 1:38:23 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: LucyT

Thanks for the ping, LucyT.

Prevent riots? Bo will have that covered with his civilian security force. Now, doesn’t that make you feel better?
(dripping sarc.)


112 posted on 03/22/2009 1:39:53 PM PDT by azishot (I just joined the NRA.)
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To: LucyT

If the heat gets too hot I could see the democrats giving him an offer he can’t refuse.


113 posted on 03/22/2009 1:42:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: nufsed
The search for the truth can never be a waste of time.

No, but that's not what you birthers are doing. You're on a wild goose chase, which is always a waste of time. Have fun.

114 posted on 03/22/2009 1:49:31 PM PDT by curiosity
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To: kristinn
Obama already said that Cheney is a distant cousin, and Hawaii law let's relatives request a birth certificate...

-PJ

115 posted on 03/22/2009 1:50:47 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
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To: curiosity

Thanx for explaining to me what I’m doing. I have an IQ of 65, I’m 4 years old, and I had no clue how much I was wasting my time until you came along and showed me the way, the truth, and the light.


116 posted on 03/22/2009 1:52:59 PM PDT by nufsed (Release the birth certificate, passport and school records.)
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To: kristinn
If I view without bias the Biden joke as just a joke it fell flat on its face. It flopped. It's not funny to me because I really don't get it. Just words strung together without the finesse of real humor.

What I DO find hilarious is that he actually told it. The Messiah can't possibly be amused. So, therefore, I'm ROFLMAO.

Leni

117 posted on 03/22/2009 1:57:42 PM PDT by MinuteGal (Florida Freepers: Do U Know We Have a State Forum All Our Own? Freepmail me for Details!)
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To: nufsed
I call 'em like I see 'em.
118 posted on 03/22/2009 2:01:26 PM PDT by curiosity
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To: Calpernia

Yeah, I know, of Orly’s case was missing for awhile on the SCOTUS docket as it missing from their online website, and the reported suspicious activity by Bickell.


119 posted on 03/22/2009 2:09:22 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: kristinn

Whats so funny about this is that Biden has always been prophetically right, he is a Sagittarian, so am I, we do make a lot of gaffes but we also find it pretty hard to lie and though I cannot speak about others I do have an intuition thats usually right on all the time.

I can honestly say that regardless what people say of Biden he could do no worse than Obama, he has been watching America slowly build up its anger against Obama, Biden if called upon I think would be a satisfactory president, lets give him some support.


120 posted on 03/22/2009 2:16:14 PM PDT by Eye of Unk ("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." T. Paine)
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