Posted on 03/10/2009 7:58:50 AM PDT by lakeprincess
The naughty cachet of "Girls Gone Wild" has lost its luster says new study: College men actually don t want their women to be drunk, topless, disorderly. Just like mother told you, ladies....
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtontimes.com ...
That’s about 20 hours too long and that requires at least one meal....;-)
Useless W/O Pix
Riiiiight.
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Anecdotal evidence and first-hand experience is enough to convince me otherwise.
and the tramp stamp just says that you have so much... err... foot traffic?.. that you felt compelled to advertise
i have a basic list that i look for before even deciding whether or not to ask a woman out. i showed this to a female friend... she said i was too picky:
o age: 28-38 (kid friendly)
o no drugs (in the past is tolerable) and not a drunk (social ok)
o has all her own teeth (welcome to florida)
o is not currently and has not been in prison
o not fat ( less then 20+ pounds over normal)
o not currently married
o no crazy amounts of tattoos or piercings (little butterfly & earrings ok, maybe belly button)
o not a whore
that was it. i had nothing about education, looks, religion, ethnicity, personality, political leanings or business sense. THIS made me too picky
my friend laughed as i read him the list. he is shocked that i was labeled too picky as i would not accept the fat, toothless crack-adled whore.
and American women wonder why American guys like asian women.
and yes... if you think you’d like a college educated woman... be ready for all the liberal b.s. and since i’m anti-left, well... that doesn’t help
That is absurd. OF COURSE we don’t want our girlfriends being topless and drunk.
We don’t want those types of girls to be our girlfriends because they can’t be trusted.
But to take that and twist it to mean that we don’t like girls that are topless or drunk— We LOVE topless girls, and especially topless girls that are drunk. I mean, I would take 10 topless 18 year old drunk girls over 1 wife any day.
If you ever have to break up a drunk fight, drunk men are alot easier and safer to control than drunk women.
Drunk women are mean and nasty when they fight, and they fight dirty and for keeps. They don’t just want to give the other drunk woman a severe beating, they want to do each other ugly. Nails, teeth, improvised weapons — it’s not funny at all.
Worst of all, they do not come equipped with the Emergency Off-Switch that drunk men do. A bucket of ice water sometimes works tho’ — but just as often it makes ‘em madder still.
Crikey! A scary thought at 4:23 in the morning when I’m trying to go back to sleep...
‘Strewth! Whatever was I thinking of!
@CougarGA7
That’s a hilarious comment, but your screen name has the oft used Cougar in it. That makes it even more funny. Thanks!
This is the reverse of that study that showed women preferred men who drive small fuel efficient cars over Lexuses and Porsches.
Suuuurrre they do.
But the Media and 'Uninterested in Marriage Males' do.
Party girls are just an easy appetizer on the way to the main course.
When I was in college I never accepted an invitation for sex from a drunk girl (plenty of opportunities) because
1) Drunk girls don’t perform well
2) That is somebody’s daughter and I do not take “advantage”
3) More than likely she would regret in the morning.
Call me old fashioned I still got laid. Just not as much as my friends.
ping
“...much like Kim Basinger in the movie “blind date.””
As long as she LOOKED like Kim Basinger, it was probably worth the hassles.
When I was in the Navy (based in Yokosuka, Japan), my duty would sometimes be a night of shore patrol at the enlisted men's club -- which, at that base, was a huge establishment and always packed full, with people coming from both the ships in-port and the large naval station there.
If there were two 6'2" Marines going at it in the club, we SPs had no qualms about charging in between and breaking it up. If there were two 5'1" women going at it, we called the base police.
She was quite a looker, yes. :)
(grin!) You SPs were worldly-wise! Because they are small 5’1” drunk women are also fast and manoeverable and they can squirm out of most joint-locks. Rather like wolverines. I’d call the police rather than try to break up one of those fights, too!
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