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To: lakeprincess

If you ever have to break up a drunk fight, drunk men are alot easier and safer to control than drunk women.

Drunk women are mean and nasty when they fight, and they fight dirty and for keeps. They don’t just want to give the other drunk woman a severe beating, they want to do each other ugly. Nails, teeth, improvised weapons — it’s not funny at all.

Worst of all, they do not come equipped with the Emergency Off-Switch that drunk men do. A bucket of ice water sometimes works tho’ — but just as often it makes ‘em madder still.

Crikey! A scary thought at 4:23 in the morning when I’m trying to go back to sleep...

‘Strewth! Whatever was I thinking of!


27 posted on 03/10/2009 8:23:55 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: DieHard the Hunter
> If you ever have to break up a drunk fight, drunk men are alot easier and safer to control than drunk women.
> Drunk women are mean and nasty when they fight

When I was in the Navy (based in Yokosuka, Japan), my duty would sometimes be a night of shore patrol at the enlisted men's club -- which, at that base, was a huge establishment and always packed full, with people coming from both the ships in-port and the large naval station there.

If there were two 6'2" Marines going at it in the club, we SPs had no qualms about charging in between and breaking it up. If there were two 5'1" women going at it, we called the base police.

35 posted on 03/10/2009 8:31:27 AM PDT by NewJerseyJoe (Rat mantra: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!")
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