That is absurd. OF COURSE we don’t want our girlfriends being topless and drunk.
We don’t want those types of girls to be our girlfriends because they can’t be trusted.
But to take that and twist it to mean that we don’t like girls that are topless or drunk— We LOVE topless girls, and especially topless girls that are drunk. I mean, I would take 10 topless 18 year old drunk girls over 1 wife any day.
I told Mrs Wbill that I was going to hold on to her until she was 80, then I'd trade her in on four 20's.
She said "Go for it, if you think you can handle it!". I'm looking forward to my old age. lol!