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Gorillas Caught Making Love, Human Style
FoxNews.com ^ | Feb 14, 2008 | Tuan C. Nguyen

Posted on 02/14/2008 11:12:42 AM PST by quark

Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing face-to-face intercourse.

Humans and bonobos were the only primates thought to mate in this manner. And while researchers have observed wild gorillas engaged in such an act, it had never been photographed.

"Our current knowledge of wild western gorillas is very limited, and this report provides information on various aspects of their sexual behavior," said Thomas Breuer of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology. "It is fascinating to see similarities between gorilla and human sexual behavior demonstrated by our observation."

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KEYWORDS: dirtxpotus42; gorillas; humans; mccain
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To: quark
Guilty!


61 posted on 02/14/2008 11:35:34 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: CholeraJoe

I want to write a Renaissance version of that song . . . “Thou and I, darling, be naught except mammals, so let us do it as they do it on the History Channel.”


62 posted on 02/14/2008 11:37:24 AM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: quark

I bet this image reflects more tenderness than Clinton and Lewinski ever shared.


63 posted on 02/14/2008 11:37:25 AM PST by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: Petronski
Phuket

Nevermind then

64 posted on 02/14/2008 11:37:27 AM PST by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty.)
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To: quark
"Gorillas Caught Making Love (sic), Human Style"

They get drunk first?

65 posted on 02/14/2008 11:37:54 AM PST by Blogatron (Send a message, vote Constitution Party)
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To: Petronski

“Bangkok?”

One time I did, getting up in the dark. It really hurt.


66 posted on 02/14/2008 11:38:13 AM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Don't blame me; I will write in Thompson.)
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To: Xenalyte

That’s kinda cool. Throw in some “Forsooth’s” and “Vouchsafe’s” and you might have a hit.


67 posted on 02/14/2008 11:39:02 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Maybe tonight he'll be gone.)
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To: quark

One criticism...

animals don’t “make love” -

they mate.


68 posted on 02/14/2008 11:39:07 AM PST by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: quark
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Gorilla nasty!
69 posted on 02/14/2008 11:39:34 AM PST by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: NonValueAdded

Tin roof - rusted.


70 posted on 02/14/2008 11:40:19 AM PST by ALPAPilot
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To: quark

Was it two gorillas, or Rosie O’Donnell and her girlfriend?


71 posted on 02/14/2008 11:41:04 AM PST by Catholic Canadian ( I love Stephen Harper!)
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To: quark
Gorillas Caught Making Love, Human Style

You mean they were caught with a porn video and a pack of smokes?

72 posted on 02/14/2008 11:43:03 AM PST by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: Xenalyte
De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis


mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)

amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)... (more at link above)

Original "Baby Got Back" lyrics



73 posted on 02/14/2008 11:43:12 AM PST by Petronski (Confutatis novus ordum: Nominatis asinus, flammis acribus addictis!)
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To: quark

Next up .. Gorilla training films.


74 posted on 02/14/2008 11:44:14 AM PST by Centurion2000 (su - | chown -740 us ./base | kill -9 | cd / | rm -r)
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To: ALPAPilot

They were outside, not in the love shack.


75 posted on 02/14/2008 11:44:41 AM PST by dmz
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To: Centurion2000; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro

76 posted on 02/14/2008 11:47:16 AM PST by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: dmz

“Come on baby, lets mix things up and try it human style!!”


77 posted on 02/14/2008 11:48:55 AM PST by militem (When the GOP loses conservatism, the GOP loses.)
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To: Petronski

That’s one of my all-time favorites!

When I find my Renfest lyrics to Eminem’s “Stan,” I will post them.


78 posted on 02/14/2008 11:49:39 AM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: Undertow
I particularly hate the red-assed baboons.

They've got feelings, too...they even celebrate Valentine's Day.


79 posted on 02/14/2008 11:51:03 AM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: brooklyn dave

LOL, you cracked a smile here.


80 posted on 02/14/2008 11:51:21 AM PST by LowOiL (Duncan Hunter .. accept no conservative substitute... it can cause cancer of the heart...)
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