Gorillas Caught Making Love, Human Style

FoxNews.com ^ | Feb 14, 2008 | Tuan C. Nguyen

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Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing face-to-face intercourse.

Humans and bonobos were the only primates thought to mate in this manner. And while researchers have observed wild gorillas engaged in such an act, it had never been photographed.

"Our current knowledge of wild western gorillas is very limited, and this report provides information on various aspects of their sexual behavior," said Thomas Breuer of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology. "It is fascinating to see similarities between gorilla and human sexual behavior demonstrated by our observation."

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Guilty!

[Xenalyte]

I want to write a Renaissance version of that song . . . “Thou and I, darling, be naught except mammals, so let us do it as they do it on the History Channel.”

[I see my hands]

I bet this image reflects more tenderness than Clinton and Lewinski ever shared.

[Bear_Slayer]

Phuket

Nevermind then

[Blogatron]

"Gorillas Caught Making Love (sic), Human Style"

They get drunk first?

[TheThirdRuffian]

“Bangkok?”

One time I did, getting up in the dark. It really hurt.

[CholeraJoe]

That’s kinda cool. Throw in some “Forsooth’s” and “Vouchsafe’s” and you might have a hit.

[MrB]

One criticism...

animals don’t “make love” -

they mate.

[MarineBrat]

Gorilla nasty!

[ALPAPilot]

Tin roof - rusted.

[Catholic Canadian]

Was it two gorillas, or Rosie O’Donnell and her girlfriend?

[CougarGA7]

Gorillas Caught Making Love, Human Style

You mean they were caught with a porn video and a pack of smokes?

[Petronski]

De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis

mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)

amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)... (more at link above)

Original "Baby Got Back" lyrics

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[Centurion2000]

Next up .. Gorilla training films.

[dmz]

They were outside, not in the love shack.

[CougarGA7]

[militem]

“Come on baby, lets mix things up and try it human style!!”

[Xenalyte]

That’s one of my all-time favorites!

When I find my Renfest lyrics to Eminem’s “Stan,” I will post them.

[ErnBatavia]

I particularly hate the red-assed baboons.

They've got feelings, too...they even celebrate Valentine's Day.

[LowOiL]

LOL, you cracked a smile here.