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Psalm 666

Posted on 10/22/2007 2:31:06 PM PDT by Gopher Broke

The Hillary Rodham Psalm

Hillary is my shepherd, I shall not want.

She makes me to bow down to big government.

She leads me beside the abortion clinic.

She restores gun control.

She leads me in the paths of socialism, for her name's sake.

Yea, though i walk through the valley of liberalism, I will fear no evil; for Hillary is with me.

Her benefits and handouts, they comfort me.

Hillary prepares a health care system before me, in the presence of my better judgement.

She fills my head with promises.

My welfare cup runneth over.

Surely, higher taxes and illegal immigration will follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Clintons' forever!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: betterthanrudy; dncfalseprophets; heilhillary; herheinous; hildebeast; hillary; hillarypsalm; humor; justdontvote4rudy; no2rudyyes2hillary
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1 posted on 10/22/2007 2:31:07 PM PDT by Gopher Broke
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Very good !!!


2 posted on 10/22/2007 2:33:07 PM PDT by Obie Wan
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Excellent !!!!!


3 posted on 10/22/2007 2:33:41 PM PDT by Kimmers
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SICK! And not funny!


4 posted on 10/22/2007 2:34:58 PM PDT by tryon1ja
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To: Gopher Broke

wow...this is awesome. I’m sending this on a mass mailing out to my office.


5 posted on 10/22/2007 2:37:56 PM PDT by SoDak
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If it weren’t so damned true, it’d be very funny..............


6 posted on 10/22/2007 2:38:49 PM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we have consensus.......)
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Poster #4 is a loser !!!


7 posted on 10/22/2007 2:38:54 PM PDT by Obie Wan
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LOL!
Somehow we must be able to state the facts about Hillary’s policies without them being called ‘smear tactics’...

They’re still gonna run against GW Bush...


8 posted on 10/22/2007 2:41:48 PM PDT by griswold3 (Al queda is guilty of hirabah (war against society) Penalty is death.)
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To: Gopher Broke

10.0!!!

You nailed it!


9 posted on 10/22/2007 2:42:18 PM PDT by airborne (Proud to be a conservative! Proud to support Duncan Hunter for President!)
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That was quite good.

On another thread I just addressed the issue of the Clinton’s no longer being in office. Does everyone else see an absolute void in leadership after they’re gone? They have so dominated the left for the last fifteen years that the party will be nothing without them.

If she should serve two terms, God forbid, this husband and wife will have dominated the left for about 25 years. That’s an amazing fact.


10 posted on 10/22/2007 2:43:16 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Old Chinese Proverb (well sorta) say dance with the one who brung ya. Yes we very much like Crinton.)
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GET BEHIND ME HILLARY CLINTON!

11 posted on 10/22/2007 2:46:01 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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#4 was responding to my “excellent” comment and I am not sure if it was written in disgust regarding Hillary or upset with the author using a biblical reference....

I thought it was clever using the “666” reference and then it basically outlined Hillary’s beliefs.... and on top of it the libs would love for all of us to burn our Bibles....


12 posted on 10/22/2007 2:47:20 PM PDT by Kimmers
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God told you to do this didn’t He!!

Not many people realize that He has a great sense of humor. Look at the current Congress. What a joke!

Great job!


13 posted on 10/22/2007 3:05:24 PM PDT by wizr (A step in Faith will set you free.)
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To: Gopher Broke; windcliff

There are a lot of different versions of these jokes out there. I have seen one with Bush, one with Obama, one about a computer program with the first line of “The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.”


14 posted on 10/22/2007 3:16:40 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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He has a great sense of humor........that’s why he created the platypus........


15 posted on 10/22/2007 3:19:32 PM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we have consensus.......)
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16 posted on 10/22/2007 3:30:05 PM PDT by Bon mots
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Scathingly to the point.


17 posted on 10/22/2007 3:31:04 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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Great, however, there will no handouts or benefits with Hillary’s government.


18 posted on 10/22/2007 3:59:24 PM PDT by freekitty ((May the eagles long fly our beautiful and free American sky.))
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How very depressing!... To realize that nearly 50% of the American voters could recite this with a smile on their faces.


19 posted on 10/22/2007 4:06:31 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support. Defend life support for others in the womb.)
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To: Gopher Broke

What would motivate you to post this?


20 posted on 10/22/2007 4:08:05 PM PDT by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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