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Boortz: HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES (on a plane)[It's a hoot!!]
Nealz Nuze ^
| Jan. 31, 2007
| Neal Boortz
Posted on 01/31/2007 8:18:19 AM PST by yankeedame
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).
- Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
- Remove your laptop.
- Start up
- Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
- Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
- Then hit this link
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To: yankeedame
Say "Hi!" to the nice Air Marshall for me!
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:19:30 AM PST
by
bondjamesbond
(Have you ever noticed that whatever the problem, the government's solution is always "more taxes"?)
To: yankeedame
3
posted on
01/31/2007 8:20:17 AM PST
by
TChris
(The Democrat Party: A sewer into which is emptied treason, inhumanity and barbarism - O. Morton)
To: bondjamesbond; yankeedame
yeah, but that's sooooo funny!
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:20:35 AM PST
by
kimmie7
(Liberals embrace the sin......Christians embrace the sinner.)
To: yankeedame
LOL....
I've always wanted to spend time in a Federal Prison after I've gotten my butt kicked by a plane load of people....
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:20:39 AM PST
by
nevergore
(?It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.?)
To: yankeedame
That's not "a hoot", sir...
Yes, it is humorous in a way, and I broke a grin -
however, it is no different than the "Flying Mullahs" and their seatbelt extenders - it is a terrorist threat.
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:20:54 AM PST
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: yankeedame
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:21:18 AM PST
by
eureka!
(May the voters see the light next time.....)
To: bondjamesbond
Say "Hi!" to the nice Air Marshall for me!After the other passengers get done beating the crap out of you.
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:21:18 AM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: yankeedame
9
posted on
01/31/2007 8:21:21 AM PST
by
knews_hound
(Sarcastically blogging since 2004.)
To: yankeedame; Slings and Arrows
ROFLMAO!
This is not a ping.
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:22:05 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
To: yankeedame
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:22:19 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Every time a jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings.)
To: yankeedame
You might want to say "Allah Akhbar" while clicking the link too.
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:22:22 AM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
To: yankeedame
According to PC law I wasn't supposed to laugh ... but I'm not very PC
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:23:13 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(Per caritate viduaribus orphanibusque sed prime viduaribus)
To: yankeedame
That's hilarious! You might get to spend some quality time with the local gendarmes but it's still funny.
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:23:20 AM PST
by
saganite
(Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
To: yankeedame
Sorta funny, but anyone who tries it is in BIG Trouble.
Wonder what kind of feedback Boortz is going to get?
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:23:37 AM PST
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: Mo1; Txsleuth; Bahbah; Rheo; BigSkyFreeper; yankeedame
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:23:48 AM PST
by
onyx
(DEFEAT Hillary Clinton, Marxist, student of Saul Alinsky & ally and beneficiary of Soros.)
To: yankeedame
That is soooo wrong, LOL!
To: knews_hound
Hey ... Isleton Doins ... March 2-4 in Isleton ... I'll be bringing my newest Cigarette boat. Show up and I'll take ya for a ride
Ringer
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:24:51 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(Per caritate viduaribus orphanibusque sed prime viduaribus)
To: onyx
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:25:13 AM PST
by
Bahbah
(.Regev, Goldwasser & Shalit, we are praying for you.)
To: yankeedame
Dear Mr. Boortz:
If you ever sat on a plane next to me and did this, I assure you that the authenticity of the threat would be determined from 18 inches up into your colon.
Anyone who tries this is a Darwin Award candidate.
Sincerely,
Alberta's Child
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:25:28 AM PST
by
Alberta's Child
(Can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep?)
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