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Boortz: HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES (on a plane)[It's a hoot!!]
Nealz Nuze ^ | Jan. 31, 2007 | Neal Boortz

Posted on 01/31/2007 8:18:19 AM PST by yankeedame

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To: knews_hound

I'm bringing two ....


41 posted on 01/31/2007 8:48:42 AM PST by clamper1797 (Per caritate viduaribus orphanibusque sed prime viduaribus)
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To: onyx

A week from now we'll be reading some story of a stupe who got the tar beat out of him and his laptop was stolen. LOL


42 posted on 01/31/2007 8:59:34 AM PST by BigSkyFreeper (There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

LOL! For sure.


43 posted on 01/31/2007 8:59:59 AM PST by onyx (DEFEAT Hillary Clinton, Marxist, student of Saul Alinsky & ally and beneficiary of Soros.)
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To: onyx

I think that's the whole driving force of that link. To shake out the idiots among us. LOL


44 posted on 01/31/2007 9:01:59 AM PST by BigSkyFreeper (There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity)
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To: yankeedame

My boss was actually afraid to come over and look at the screen. She's Orthodox and she noticed that I was extremely red from laughing (which she kinda misinterpreted.)


45 posted on 01/31/2007 9:05:24 AM PST by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: yankeedame; WhistlingPastTheGraveyard

I just scared the crud out of my little girl I laughed so loud. Awesome!


46 posted on 01/31/2007 9:05:39 AM PST by cgk (Republicanism didn't make Conservatives a majority. Conservatism made Republicans a majority. [NEWT])
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To: yankeedame

Wonder if Boortz tried this before putting it out there for the rest of us.


47 posted on 01/31/2007 9:09:22 AM PST by twonie (Just because there are fewer of us don't mean we are wrong.)
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To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Have fun in Supermax!


48 posted on 01/31/2007 9:19:10 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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To: yankeedame

Oh grate now that link is permantantly on my computer.

Glad I'm not using my laptop.


49 posted on 01/31/2007 9:29:00 AM PST by Syncro
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To: longtermmemmory; All
This is a 100% stupid joke.

It's no more "stupid" than my watch alarm being set to 12:05 Eastern time for Rush's show.

It's a countdown clock. Even microwaves have them.

Too many people have no sense of humor.

50 posted on 01/31/2007 9:38:20 AM PST by Cobra64 (www.BulletBras.net)
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To: yankeedame

ROFLOL.


51 posted on 01/31/2007 9:45:38 AM PST by Mrs.Nooseman (Proudly supporting our Troops,Allies and our President GW!!!)
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To: yankeedame

Has anyone translated the jihadenese above the counter?


52 posted on 01/31/2007 9:48:33 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If voting really changed things, it would be illegal.)
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To: humblegunner; Allegra; TheMom; Xenalyte; thackney; Eaker; stevie_d_64; TXBSAFH; Axiom Nine; ...

Ping.


53 posted on 01/31/2007 10:30:10 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

This is sooooooooo going on Steve's laptop...


54 posted on 01/31/2007 12:26:49 PM PST by stevie_d_64 (Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
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To: K4Harty

"All your annoying's are mine!"

or,

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"

pick one...


55 posted on 01/31/2007 12:28:28 PM PST by stevie_d_64 (Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
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To: K4Harty; jveritas

J? What's the arabic saying?


56 posted on 01/31/2007 12:33:28 PM PST by txhurl
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To: txflake
J? What's the arabic saying?

I know and old Turkish saying that goes" don't test the water wtih both feet." Does that help?

/h (no one has translated the jihadinese for us yet.)

57 posted on 01/31/2007 12:51:18 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If voting really changed things, it would be illegal.)
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To: K4Harty
Jveritas is our native arabic translator.

He may not be in today.

58 posted on 01/31/2007 1:02:38 PM PST by txhurl
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To: txflake

got it. That is really good to know. i'm making a note for future ping.


59 posted on 01/31/2007 1:04:30 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If voting really changed things, it would be illegal.)
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To: txflake; K4Harty
It is interesting that they wrote the Arabic in reverse from and mixed the order of the words. My first attempt at deciphering it I was able to read " The Egyptian Security forces" however I will read it again and check if I can get something else.
60 posted on 01/31/2007 1:05:24 PM PST by jveritas (Support The Commander in Chief in Times of War)
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