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Boortz: HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES (on a plane)[It's a hoot!!]
Nealz Nuze ^
| Jan. 31, 2007
| Neal Boortz
Posted on 01/31/2007 8:18:19 AM PST by yankeedame
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To: yankeedame
What does the arabic mean on the screen? "Shop at Habibs?" LOL
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:25:37 AM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: bondjamesbond
Say "Hi!" to the nice Air Marshall for me! Yes, but if you are Muslim you can always claim profiling/harrassment and get a large settlement from the airline for being so insensitive to you.
To: yankeedame
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:27:30 AM PST
by
roaddog727
(BullS##t does not get bridges built)
To: yankeedame
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:28:30 AM PST
by
Southern Partisan
("Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." ----R. E. Lee)
To: nevergore
I've always wanted to spend time in a Federal Prison after I've gotten my butt kicked by a plane load of people....
Well, hey, y'all might want to keep this as sort of an ace up your sleeve in case you're ever trapped in those eight-hours-stuck-in-the-plane-on-the-runway-waiting-to-take-off scenarios
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:29:12 AM PST
by
yankeedame
("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")
To: All
The first person to do this will go to jail after the surrounding passengers beat the poop out of him.
This is a 100% stupid joke.
Hopefully nobody with a wireless card just opened that link.
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:29:20 AM PST
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Always Right
Yes, but if you are Muslim you can always claim profiling/harrassment and get a large settlement from the airline for being so insensitive to you. That's why airliners need airlocks...
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:29:27 AM PST
by
bondjamesbond
(Have you ever noticed that whatever the problem, the government's solution is always "more taxes"?)
To: MrB; yankeedame
It's funny sitting at home in front of a computer...not so funny to see on the laptop of the guy next to you on the plane.
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:30:24 AM PST
by
nina0113
To: yankeedame
Actually, when I used to travel in my profession I discovered a more effective way to deal with annoying seat mates who wouldn't shut up and leave me alone. When the inevitable question "What kind of work do you do?" arose, I smiled and said, "I'm an insurance salesman." Worked every time!
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:30:58 AM PST
by
tarheelswamprat
(So what if I'm not rich? So what if I'm not one of the beautiful people? At least I'm not smart...)
To: yankeedame
Sorry, but in today's world I do not find any humor in that.
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:31:43 AM PST
by
Riptides
To: Pharmboy
you might like this for your next trip...
To: yankeedame
So basically the way to deal with a seatmate who irritates you is to invite him and everyone else on the plane to rip you apart limb from limb? No thanks - I'll resort to the usual method of turning on my iPod, closing my eyes, and jamming my elbow into his side.
To: yankeedame
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:34:39 AM PST
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: bondjamesbond
That's why airliners need airlocks...Heinlein-Boortz bump!
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:34:46 AM PST
by
higgmeister
("TANSTAAFL")
To: clamper1797
EXCELLENT
I am bringing in a PBC too.
Is it ok with you guys if I bring him in then?
He needs to be a Clamper !
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:36:06 AM PST
by
knews_hound
(Sarcastically blogging since 2004.)
To: yankeedame
Really, really stupid idea. Not all that funny, either.
To: yankeedame
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:37:39 AM PST
by
expatguy
(http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
To: nina0113; yankeedame
It's funny sitting at home in front of a computer...not so funny to see on the laptop of the guy next to you on the plane. Actually, now that I've had a laugh over this, of course you are correct, Nina...
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:37:44 AM PST
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: yankeedame
To: bondjamesbond
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