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Boortz: HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES (on a plane)[It's a hoot!!]
Nealz Nuze ^
| Jan. 31, 2007
| Neal Boortz
Posted on 01/31/2007 8:18:19 AM PST by yankeedame
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).
- Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
- Remove your laptop.
- Start up
- Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
- Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
- Then hit this link
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To: knews_hound
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posted on
01/31/2007 8:48:42 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(Per caritate viduaribus orphanibusque sed prime viduaribus)
To: onyx
A week from now we'll be reading some story of a stupe who got the tar beat out of him and his laptop was stolen. LOL
42
posted on
01/31/2007 8:59:34 AM PST
by
BigSkyFreeper
(There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity)
To: BigSkyFreeper
43
posted on
01/31/2007 8:59:59 AM PST
by
onyx
(DEFEAT Hillary Clinton, Marxist, student of Saul Alinsky & ally and beneficiary of Soros.)
To: onyx
I think that's the whole driving force of that link. To shake out the idiots among us. LOL
44
posted on
01/31/2007 9:01:59 AM PST
by
BigSkyFreeper
(There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity)
To: yankeedame
My boss was actually afraid to come over and look at the screen. She's Orthodox and she noticed that I was extremely red from laughing (which she kinda misinterpreted.)
45
posted on
01/31/2007 9:05:24 AM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
To: yankeedame; WhistlingPastTheGraveyard
I just scared the crud out of my little girl I laughed so loud. Awesome!
46
posted on
01/31/2007 9:05:39 AM PST
by
cgk
(Republicanism didn't make Conservatives a majority. Conservatism made Republicans a majority. [NEWT])
To: yankeedame
Wonder if Boortz tried this before putting it out there for the rest of us.
47
posted on
01/31/2007 9:09:22 AM PST
by
twonie
(Just because there are fewer of us don't mean we are wrong.)
To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Have fun in Supermax!
48
posted on
01/31/2007 9:19:10 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: yankeedame
Oh grate now that link is permantantly on my computer.
Glad I'm not using my laptop.
49
posted on
01/31/2007 9:29:00 AM PST
by
Syncro
To: longtermmemmory; All
This is a 100% stupid joke. It's no more "stupid" than my watch alarm being set to 12:05 Eastern time for Rush's show.
It's a countdown clock. Even microwaves have them.
Too many people have no sense of humor.
50
posted on
01/31/2007 9:38:20 AM PST
by
Cobra64
(www.BulletBras.net)
To: yankeedame
51
posted on
01/31/2007 9:45:38 AM PST
by
Mrs.Nooseman
(Proudly supporting our Troops,Allies and our President GW!!!)
To: yankeedame
Has anyone translated the jihadenese above the counter?
52
posted on
01/31/2007 9:48:33 AM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If voting really changed things, it would be illegal.)
To: humblegunner; Allegra; TheMom; Xenalyte; thackney; Eaker; stevie_d_64; TXBSAFH; Axiom Nine; ...
53
posted on
01/31/2007 10:30:10 AM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: pax_et_bonum
This is sooooooooo going on Steve's laptop...
54
posted on
01/31/2007 12:26:49 PM PST
by
stevie_d_64
(Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
To: K4Harty
"All your annoying's are mine!"
or,
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"
pick one...
55
posted on
01/31/2007 12:28:28 PM PST
by
stevie_d_64
(Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
To: K4Harty; jveritas
J? What's the arabic saying?
56
posted on
01/31/2007 12:33:28 PM PST
by
txhurl
To: txflake
J? What's the arabic saying? I know and old Turkish saying that goes" don't test the water wtih both feet." Does that help?
/h (no one has translated the jihadinese for us yet.)
57
posted on
01/31/2007 12:51:18 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If voting really changed things, it would be illegal.)
To: K4Harty
Jveritas is our native arabic translator.
He may not be in today.
58
posted on
01/31/2007 1:02:38 PM PST
by
txhurl
To: txflake
got it. That is really good to know. i'm making a note for future ping.
59
posted on
01/31/2007 1:04:30 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If voting really changed things, it would be illegal.)
To: txflake; K4Harty
It is interesting that they wrote the Arabic in reverse from and mixed the order of the words. My first attempt at deciphering it I was able to read " The Egyptian Security forces" however I will read it again and check if I can get something else.
60
posted on
01/31/2007 1:05:24 PM PST
by
jveritas
(Support The Commander in Chief in Times of War)
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