1 posted on
08/05/2006 6:29:18 AM PDT by
dirtboy
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To: dirtboy
Would a spork be the sister to a foon?
2 posted on
08/05/2006 6:31:44 AM PDT by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: dirtboy
3 posted on
08/05/2006 6:32:20 AM PDT by
dljordan
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4 posted on
08/05/2006 6:34:58 AM PDT by
markoman
(The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
To: dirtboy
Just make one out of 18/8 stainless steel and I'll be happy.
This little plastic object of imminent destruction just ain't cutting it for anything outside the mass produced cafeteria bullsh!t beef stroganoff or 'faux' pizza it is currently used for.
To: dirtboy
I always thought it was the love child of Mr. Spock and a fork. Learn something new everyday...
To: dirtboy
All your spork are belong to us. :)
9 posted on
08/05/2006 6:44:10 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: dirtboy
I was looking for a reference to spork weasel and ... nothing. The mystery continues ... *sigh*
To: dirtboy
Haha, very funny.
Now I got to go change the Spork plugs in my truck,
they keep getting fowled with weasel fur.
11 posted on
08/05/2006 6:45:43 AM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: dirtboy
OMG! I have this feeling that this thread is going to be worse than BBQ, mayonnaise, and should toilet paper come from the top or the bottom threads!!
Oh the Humanity!!!
To: dirtboy
Spork Weasels rip my Flesh was Frank Zotta greatest album.
That and Sea Zotta Crappa.
13 posted on
08/05/2006 6:47:01 AM PDT by
usmcobra
(Hey Stand, who's standing in Lee Circle?)
To: dirtboy
Hey! I just realized this ties in with the Obscenely Large
Telescope thread , it's all about finding the Spork of Life
on other planets.
14 posted on
08/05/2006 6:47:36 AM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: dirtboy
Hmmm! A foon must be a spork used by a buffoon. That's the ticket!
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23 posted on
08/05/2006 6:57:12 AM PDT by
RedRover
(Just kidding...)
To: dirtboy
Behold the Foon!
To: dirtboy
I was always under the impression that the Spork was invented by Colonel Sanders of KFC fame.
Is there a better meal to show off the strengths of the spork than some extra crispy chicken, with sides of mashed potatos, gravy and cole slaw?
"I give you this! The Spork!"
25 posted on
08/05/2006 7:00:23 AM PDT by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: dirtboy
The problem with the modern spork is that it has evolved too far. By shortening the fork part to make room for a long knife edge they overlook principle rule of meat cutting - it should be done with to hands.
I prefer the 1900 version along with a knife - the tines look more usable.
26 posted on
08/05/2006 7:02:19 AM PDT by
gondramB
(Named must your fear be before banish it you can.)
To: dirtboy
What? A spork is a runcible spoon!
To: dirtboy
I'm surprised these haven't been banned because of their relatively sharp points.
Maybe the trial lawyers haven't thought of that yet. A spork is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
We already know how dangerous hot coffee in styrofoam cups can be (McDonald's paid dearly for that lesson). We must be protected from these lethal weapons.
Senator Specter needs to hold immediate hearings. Senator McCain needs to introduce an anti-spork bill.
32 posted on
08/05/2006 7:18:25 AM PDT by
TomGuy
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Got a spork in that handy pack?
33 posted on
08/05/2006 7:18:50 AM PDT by
GeronL
(http://www.mises.org/story/1975 <--no such thing as a fairtax)
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The Planetary Defense StrategyROFLOL
35 posted on
08/05/2006 7:20:40 AM PDT by
Professional Engineer
(Tea, Earl Grey, more than lukewarm ,but not boiling either.)
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