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Sporks Are Godlike
Sporks Are Godlike ^
| Since 1995
| Justin W. Merry
Posted on 08/05/2006 6:29:17 AM PDT by dirtboy
Here it is, your complete spork reference
Hey, it's a slow news day, gotta come up with SOMETHING.
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: awjeeznotthisagain; spork; sporks; sporkweasels
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:29:18 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: dirtboy
Would a spork be the sister to a foon?
2
posted on
08/05/2006 6:31:44 AM PDT
by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: dirtboy
3
posted on
08/05/2006 6:32:20 AM PDT
by
dljordan
To: dirtboy
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:34:58 AM PDT
by
markoman
(The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
To: Doctor Stochastic
The German word for five is funf...pronounced FOONF...In Englisn it refers to a FOrk/spOON/kniFE.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:35:47 AM PDT
by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
To: dirtboy
Just make one out of 18/8 stainless steel and I'll be happy.
This little plastic object of imminent destruction just ain't cutting it for anything outside the mass produced cafeteria bullsh!t beef stroganoff or 'faux' pizza it is currently used for.
To: Doctor Stochastic; dirtboy
Would a spork be the sister to a foon?
Isn't that just a foonist! always trying to compare the lowly inferior foon to the might Spork!
One day (and soon) you foonist will get yours...and it won't be pretty.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:41:50 AM PDT
by
Valin
(http://www.irey.com/)
To: dirtboy
I always thought it was the love child of Mr. Spock and a fork. Learn something new everyday...
To: dirtboy
All your spork are belong to us. :)
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:44:10 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: dirtboy
I was looking for a reference to spork weasel and ... nothing. The mystery continues ... *sigh*
To: dirtboy
Haha, very funny.
Now I got to go change the Spork plugs in my truck,
they keep getting fowled with weasel fur.
11
posted on
08/05/2006 6:45:43 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: dirtboy
OMG! I have this feeling that this thread is going to be worse than BBQ, mayonnaise, and should toilet paper come from the top or the bottom threads!!
Oh the Humanity!!!
To: dirtboy
Spork Weasels rip my Flesh was Frank Zotta greatest album.
That and Sea Zotta Crappa.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:47:01 AM PDT
by
usmcobra
(Hey Stand, who's standing in Lee Circle?)
To: dirtboy
Hey! I just realized this ties in with the Obscenely Large
Telescope thread , it's all about finding the Spork of Life
on other planets.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:47:36 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
To: dirtboy
Hmmm! A foon must be a spork used by a buffoon. That's the ticket!
To: tiredoflaundry
should toilet paper come from the top or the bottom threads!!
Don't be rediculous, toilet paper isn't made from thread.
Are you trying to Spork a fight?
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:49:22 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
To: Doctor Stochastic
Would a spork be the sister to a foon? And distant cousin to the skort --a miniskirt with shorts sewn into them.
I hate skorts. They are deceiving.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:51:12 AM PDT
by
Drew68
To: JustaDumbBlonde
I was looking for a reference to spork weasel and ... nothing. The mystery continues ... *sigh* Me too. I just know it has something to do with the answer to life, the universe and everything.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:51:21 AM PDT
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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