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To: dirtboy

Would a spork be the sister to a foon?


2 posted on 08/05/2006 6:31:44 AM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Doctor Stochastic

The German word for five is funf...pronounced FOONF...In Englisn it refers to a FOrk/spOON/kniFE.


5 posted on 08/05/2006 6:35:47 AM PDT by bannie (HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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To: Doctor Stochastic; dirtboy

Would a spork be the sister to a foon?


Isn't that just a foonist! always trying to compare the lowly inferior foon to the might Spork!
One day (and soon) you foonist will get yours...and it won't be pretty.


7 posted on 08/05/2006 6:41:50 AM PDT by Valin (http://www.irey.com/)
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To: Doctor Stochastic
Would a spork be the sister to a foon?

And distant cousin to the skort --a miniskirt with shorts sewn into them.

I hate skorts. They are deceiving.

19 posted on 08/05/2006 6:51:12 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: Doctor Stochastic

You're thinking of a pewfter's froth. Spork is more like a queef without so much splooge on it.


28 posted on 08/05/2006 7:06:20 AM PDT by Blogatron (- Automated Freeping Device. (Please insert 2 cents for the next rightist harangue))
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