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Sporks Are Godlike
Sporks Are Godlike ^ | Since 1995 | Justin W. Merry

Posted on 08/05/2006 6:29:17 AM PDT by dirtboy

Here it is, your complete spork reference

Hey, it's a slow news day, gotta come up with SOMETHING.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: awjeeznotthisagain; spork; sporks; sporkweasels
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1 posted on 08/05/2006 6:29:18 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: dirtboy

Would a spork be the sister to a foon?


2 posted on 08/05/2006 6:31:44 AM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: dirtboy

LOL!!!


3 posted on 08/05/2006 6:32:20 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: dirtboy

A Spife?


4 posted on 08/05/2006 6:34:58 AM PDT by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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To: Doctor Stochastic

The German word for five is funf...pronounced FOONF...In Englisn it refers to a FOrk/spOON/kniFE.


5 posted on 08/05/2006 6:35:47 AM PDT by bannie (HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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To: dirtboy

Just make one out of 18/8 stainless steel and I'll be happy.

This little plastic object of imminent destruction just ain't cutting it for anything outside the mass produced cafeteria bullsh!t beef stroganoff or 'faux' pizza it is currently used for.


6 posted on 08/05/2006 6:40:37 AM PDT by Reform4Bush
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To: Doctor Stochastic; dirtboy

Would a spork be the sister to a foon?


Isn't that just a foonist! always trying to compare the lowly inferior foon to the might Spork!
One day (and soon) you foonist will get yours...and it won't be pretty.


7 posted on 08/05/2006 6:41:50 AM PDT by Valin (http://www.irey.com/)
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To: dirtboy

I always thought it was the love child of Mr. Spock and a fork. Learn something new everyday...


8 posted on 08/05/2006 6:43:53 AM PDT by 12th_Monkey
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To: dirtboy

All your spork are belong to us. :)


9 posted on 08/05/2006 6:44:10 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: dirtboy

I was looking for a reference to spork weasel and ... nothing. The mystery continues ... *sigh*


10 posted on 08/05/2006 6:45:22 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: dirtboy

Haha, very funny.
Now I got to go change the Spork plugs in my truck,
they keep getting fowled with weasel fur.


11 posted on 08/05/2006 6:45:43 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: dirtboy
OMG! I have this feeling that this thread is going to be worse than BBQ, mayonnaise, and should toilet paper come from the top or the bottom threads!!
Oh the Humanity!!!
12 posted on 08/05/2006 6:46:45 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Praying for Israel)
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To: dirtboy

Spork Weasels rip my Flesh was Frank Zotta greatest album.

That and Sea Zotta Crappa.


13 posted on 08/05/2006 6:47:01 AM PDT by usmcobra (Hey Stand, who's standing in Lee Circle?)
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To: dirtboy

Hey! I just realized this ties in with the Obscenely Large
Telescope thread , it's all about finding the Spork of Life
on other planets.


14 posted on 08/05/2006 6:47:36 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I am impress!


15 posted on 08/05/2006 6:47:53 AM PDT by Straight8
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To: dirtboy
Hmmm! A foon must be a spork used by a buffoon. That's the ticket!
16 posted on 08/05/2006 6:48:45 AM PDT by jonrick46
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To: tiredoflaundry

should toilet paper come from the top or the bottom threads!!

Don't be rediculous, toilet paper isn't made from thread.
Are you trying to Spork a fight?


17 posted on 08/05/2006 6:49:22 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

LOL!


18 posted on 08/05/2006 6:50:24 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Praying for Israel)
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To: Doctor Stochastic
Would a spork be the sister to a foon?

And distant cousin to the skort --a miniskirt with shorts sewn into them.

I hate skorts. They are deceiving.

19 posted on 08/05/2006 6:51:12 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: JustaDumbBlonde
I was looking for a reference to spork weasel and ... nothing. The mystery continues ... *sigh*

Me too. I just know it has something to do with the answer to life, the universe and everything.

20 posted on 08/05/2006 6:51:21 AM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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