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'Back conservation, eat a squirrel', British lawmakers told
AFP ^ | Thu Mar 23, 2006

Posted on 03/23/2006 9:23:42 PM PST by presidio9

British politicians were urged to eat grey squirrels as part of a radical plan to prevent the indigenous red variety of the species from disappearing.

The animal, made famous by the Squirrel Nutkin character in author Beatrix Potter's illustrated children's books, once thrived in Britain but is now battling for survival as imported North American greys run rampant.

The unusual conservation method was proposed during a debate on the subject in Britain's unelected upper chamber, the House of Lords.

Lord Richard Inglewood, the patron of conservation group Red Alert North-West, which works to save red squirrel populations in Potter's native Lake District, said action was needed soon to save Squirrel Nutkin's mates from being wiped out.

"What about celebrity chefs like Jamie Oliver promoting it for school dinners?" he asked.

"Indeed the House (parliamentary) authorities could put it on the menu here.

"I must confess that I have never actually eaten a grey squirrel... but I am prepared to give it a go."

Inglewood said he wanted to invite government agriculture ministers to dinner with grey squirrel on the menu.

He said there was little difference between eating squirrels and the "entirely loveable" other creatures that end up on the dinner plate.

"More importantly it's not only me that's going to feel let down. It's going to be the red squirrels too. Unless something radical and imaginative is done Squirrel Nutkin and his friends are going to be toast," he added.

The grey squirrel was introduced into Britain from North America in the late nineteenth century and has driven out the native red squirrel in many parts of the country.

They are largely responsible for the red squirrel's decline because they are stronger and more adaptable. They also carry the Squirrelpox virus, lethal to reds.

The grey population is thought to number around two million while under 200,000 reds are thought to be left, around three-quarters of them in Scotland.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; Politics/Elections; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: animalrights; ratswithtails; squirrels; squirrelwar
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1 posted on 03/23/2006 9:23:48 PM PST by presidio9
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To: Slings and Arrows

2 posted on 03/23/2006 9:25:37 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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I knew a guy who ate roadkill squirrels. Not the type to be grossed out by pure mechanics -- I admired him for it.

He was actually a smart, normal guy. Though he played up his Native American heritage, that was annoying, as it was always his excuse for everything both good and bad in his life.


4 posted on 03/23/2006 9:31:48 PM PST by SteveMcKing
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5 posted on 03/23/2006 9:34:50 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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What's wrong with squirrels? In these parts they're considered appetizers : )


6 posted on 03/23/2006 9:35:07 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: presidio9

Why would anyone want to save any variety of squirrel? That's about like saying "protect the mosquito".


7 posted on 03/23/2006 9:35:23 PM PST by de Buillion (Greater love hath no man than this, that which Shepard Smith hath for himself.)
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8 posted on 03/23/2006 9:37:38 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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Them's good eatin! Pigeons and possum are mighty tasty too!

I like this new fangled method of animal conservation. Save animals by eatin em!
9 posted on 03/23/2006 9:38:07 PM PST by burzum (A single reprimand does more for a man of intelligence than a hundred lashes for a fool.--Prov 17:10)
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British politicians were urged to eat grey squirrels as part of a radical plan to prevent the indigenous red variety of the species from disappearing.

Wipe the little red @#$%!ers out.



10 posted on 03/23/2006 9:42:28 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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11 posted on 03/23/2006 9:46:47 PM PST by Frank T
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Varmints can be quickly controlled by paying a $5.00 bounty on grey squirrel tails to 10 year old boys with pellet guns.

Nobody thinks of the obvious.


12 posted on 03/23/2006 9:47:36 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Why did Allah create free will and then demand submission? Wouldn't robots have been easier?)
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To: Frank T

I needed a new keyboard anyway.


13 posted on 03/23/2006 9:48:11 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Brad Cloven

Shhhhh. They're trying to erase gender over there in England, now. No more 'boys will be boys.'


14 posted on 03/23/2006 9:49:17 PM PST by Frank T
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To: de Buillion

Been done. I was on a task force considering long term goals for some public land. One bird watcher actually said that the mosquitos were not to be killed off. West Nile was big time in the news then too.

SSS mosquitos?


15 posted on 03/23/2006 9:55:41 PM PST by Cold Heart
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16 posted on 03/23/2006 10:05:29 PM PST by dighton
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Or are they banned in Britian also?

17 posted on 03/23/2006 10:08:21 PM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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Lets go Squirrel Fishin'

Caught three in one day!


18 posted on 03/23/2006 10:25:23 PM PST by Conservative Firster
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My son after a sucessful hunt.
http://photobucket.com/albums/f227/rgrxiniraq/?action=view&current=DSCF0034.jpg


19 posted on 03/23/2006 11:09:17 PM PST by RGRX
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"Why would anyone want to save any variety of squirrel?"

Because they have less disgusting habits than a chicken and taste better?

20 posted on 03/24/2006 12:33:32 AM PST by gnarledmaw (I traded freedom for security and all I got were these damned shackles.)
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