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Billy Bashes Bob (Mugabe gets gored by billy goat)
http://zimdaily.com/news2/article.php/20051221063315837.html ^

Posted on 12/23/2005 7:13:05 PM PST by gop4lyf

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To: perfect stranger

Cry scrotum and let slip the goats of war.


21 posted on 12/23/2005 7:18:45 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: cripplecreek

Thanks.


22 posted on 12/23/2005 7:20:00 PM PST by perfect stranger
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To: gop4lyf
"Whilst Bob swung the bottle at the goat, it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel."

*snicker* I've heard of scrotum piercing, but "Bob" must be trying to start a new fad with the large bowel piercing.
23 posted on 12/23/2005 7:20:15 PM PST by DocRock
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To: kingu

"You talkin' to me?"

OMG! Teh goat was a CIA operative!

24 posted on 12/23/2005 7:20:54 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: MikeinIraq

LOL!


25 posted on 12/23/2005 7:21:18 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: gop4lyf

Ouch!


26 posted on 12/23/2005 7:21:49 PM PST by i_dont_chat (Bush lied, people dyed. Their fingers. [Stolen from Mark Steyn].)
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To: gop4lyf

It must be one of our CIA goats.


27 posted on 12/23/2005 7:22:28 PM PST by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: gop4lyf
"The president, popularly known as Bob..."


28 posted on 12/23/2005 7:23:49 PM PST by DocRock
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To: gop4lyf

Thank you Santa.


29 posted on 12/23/2005 7:25:20 PM PST by ExpatGator (Progressivism: A polyp on the colon politic.)
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To: Gordongekko909

The goat needs more cowbell.


30 posted on 12/23/2005 7:25:58 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: gop4lyf

Sometimes it's really hard to whip up some sympathy.


31 posted on 12/23/2005 7:26:04 PM PST by RobinOfKingston (Man, that's stupid...even by congressional standards.)
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To: gop4lyf
You'd think an agricultural specialist like "Farmer Bob" would have avoided a problem like that.
32 posted on 12/23/2005 7:26:47 PM PST by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


34 posted on 12/23/2005 7:27:34 PM PST by gop4lyf
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To: gop4lyf

I hope that goat tore his marble bag off.


36 posted on 12/23/2005 7:28:32 PM PST by One_American
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To: gop4lyf
A goat??
Well, where's a cape buffalo when you need one?
37 posted on 12/23/2005 7:28:51 PM PST by labette (When policemen break the law, there isn't any law. Just a fight for survival.- Billy Jack)
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To: cripplecreek

Don't make me swing this goat thread off on a wild cowbell tangent, now....:)


38 posted on 12/23/2005 7:29:00 PM PST by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)
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To: cripplecreek
More cowbell...

MORE COWBELL?!

MORE COWBELL!

39 posted on 12/23/2005 7:29:37 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: gop4lyf

The MDC should make a goat their symbol.


40 posted on 12/23/2005 7:30:11 PM PST by razorback-bert
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