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Billy Bashes Bob (Mugabe gets gored by billy goat)
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Posted on 12/23/2005 7:13:05 PM PST by gop4lyf
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To: gop4lyf
Humorous, fact or not, Bob got horned by Billy.
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posted on
12/23/2005 8:27:13 PM PST
by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
To: gop4lyf
it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel.I just hate it when that happens.
To: gop4lyf
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
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posted on
12/23/2005 8:41:24 PM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Giving power and money to Congress is like giving liquor and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rour)
To: McGavin999
How good are the medical facilities there? I think the veterinarians here would do a better job-have better equipment available too.
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:02:57 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: cripplecreek
rofl
Ya gotta wonder, has anyone in the history of the world ever cried, "Scrotum!"
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:04:15 PM PST
by
kenth
(Come back here... so that I may brain thee!)
To: 76834
The will have to open him up and suture the bowel and lavage the peritoneal cavity. Unfortunately with good care and antibiotics he will recover.
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:06:57 PM PST
by
cpdiii
(roughneck (oil field trash and proud of it), geologist, pilot, pharmacist, full time iconoclast)
To: gop4lyf
I lost a good friend a couple of years ago due to his getting a minor wound from a "not quite dead" deer.
It was only a scratch, but infection set in and killed him.
He had a weakened immune system from prior liver damage.
This sounds like a real wound, I hope Mugabe dies of it, quickly!
Theta would be Christmas gift to all of Africa.
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:06:58 PM PST
by
Richard-SIA
("The natural progress of things is for government to gain ground and for liberty to yield" JEFFERSON)
To: gop4lyf
may he wound go septic in a terminal manner. Hopefully the billygoat had been dipping it's horns in something really vile
prior to goring the Chimp.
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posted on
12/23/2005 10:24:35 PM PST
by
injin
To: Vicki
Why would you want the goat to die?
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posted on
12/23/2005 10:30:35 PM PST
by
Old Seadog
(Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:10:18 AM PST
by
listenhillary
("Mainstream media" is creating it's own reality~everything sucks)
To: kenth
William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live...at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our scrotuuuuummmms!
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posted on
12/24/2005 8:05:18 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: cripplecreek
ROFLMAO... that's too good.
Merry Christmas CC. Thanks for the best laugh I've had today.
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posted on
12/24/2005 3:32:00 PM PST
by
kenth
(Come back here... so that I may brain thee!)
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