Billy Bashes Bob (Mugabe gets gored by billy goat)

http://zimdaily.com/news2/article.php/20051221063315837.html ^

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

Humorous, fact or not, Bob got horned by Billy.

[elkfersupper]

it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel.

I just hate it when that happens.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

“Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.”

[Farmer Dean]

How good are the medical facilities there? I think the veterinarians here would do a better job-have better equipment available too.

[kenth]

rofl


Ya gotta wonder, has anyone in the history of the world ever cried, "Scrotum!"

[cpdiii]

The will have to open him up and suture the bowel and lavage the peritoneal cavity. Unfortunately with good care and antibiotics he will recover.

[Richard-SIA]

I lost a good friend a couple of years ago due to his getting a minor wound from a "not quite dead" deer.

It was only a scratch, but infection set in and killed him.
He had a weakened immune system from prior liver damage.

This sounds like a real wound, I hope Mugabe dies of it, quickly!
Theta would be Christmas gift to all of Africa.

[injin]

may he wound go septic in a terminal manner. Hopefully the billygoat had been dipping it's horns in something really vile
prior to goring the Chimp.

[Old Seadog]

Why would you want the goat to die?

[listenhillary]

Bump

[cripplecreek]

William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live...at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our scrotuuuuummmms!

[kenth]

ROFLMAO... that's too good.



Merry Christmas CC. Thanks for the best laugh I've had today.