Posted on 12/21/2005 1:40:10 PM PST by rface
HOLIDAY SPECIAL -- Ads on DU are 75% OFF! -- Limited Time Only!
Due to the upcoming holiday, we're experiencing a serious slow-down in advertising sales. With this in mind, we're offering a SPECIAL OFFER for DU members, which will only be available for a limited time.
ALL ADVERTISEMENTS ARE 75% OFF! LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Our premium ad -- normally $1000 -- is now selling for the LOW LOW price of $250!
Our standard ads -- normally $600 -- are now selling for the LOW LOW price of $150!
This is a great opportunity for DU members with a product or website to sell. An awesome advertising value!
To buy a premium ad, check here:
http://www.blogads.com/tljoofsefnpdsbujdvoefshspvoedpn/democraticundergroundselectpagespremium/advertise
To buy a standard ad, click here:
http://www.blogads.com/tljoofsefnpdsbujdvoefshspvoedpn/democraticunderground/advertise
This special offer is available on a first-come first-served basis. Get 'em while they're hot!
DU Admin
Rofl.
Ha, I was actually debating buying a banner at DU to point here:
http://marklevinfan.com/DNCThemeSong.swf
I don't want to support them though despite the humor.
Who runs Free Republic?
msnimje,
Just what I was thinking... LOL
great minds and all that...
How about
" Halliburton, Walmart , And Free Republic
What do they have in common?
They Love This President"
OK, I say we make up some fake, sicko 'marital aid' and advertise it there. Something.........say...........aimed at the homosexual market. Yeah; perfect.........
"Say, kids.....did "Brokeback Mountain" turn you on as much as it did us here at DU??? Well, fear not!!! We've got yer backsid.....um, back. Introducing the new "DUnderwear" product line. Yes, slit in the back for ALL good Democrats and fellow travellers!! Click here for details!!!!"
Ducks Unlimited!
I'll donate! Perhaps we should hold a contest on what the add should say and look like. My suggestion (for the top of the page)--
"Are illogical arguements twisting your mind into pretzels? Tired of the silly opinions of the nutballs and freaks you see in the threads below? Just hate the smell of patchouli and unwashed ass? Come over the FREEREPUBLIC and find out who your boardmates are ranting and frothing about!"
I like this one, too! We need to add it to the banner we're going to buy.
I understand the distinction. But you feed an errant rumor about the site and it's fundraising when you post something like "FreeRepublic is a Not-For-Profit entity" without qualification. The whole statement on the home page gives a more clear understanding.
I'm a monthly donor and a happy one. But people get confused and some turn that confusion into suspicion.
It's not really my place to say more, I guess... I'm not FreeRepublic. Your main point about buying an ad at DU ~is~ a funny one. ;~D
Good one! :) absolutely hysterical :)
Too many big words for them.
You don't score too high on reading comprehension do you?
LMAO!!!
You'd see how illusory their love of diversity truly is when they refused.
Democratic grassroots funding is so poor that whenever they need money they have to rely on George Soros and Theresa Heinz.
They're the party of the "little guy".
ATTENTION: FreeRepublic donations are NOT tax deductible.....but I donate every month anyway
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