Posted on 12/21/2005 1:40:10 PM PST by rface
HOLIDAY SPECIAL -- Ads on DU are 75% OFF! -- Limited Time Only!
Due to the upcoming holiday, we're experiencing a serious slow-down in advertising sales. With this in mind, we're offering a SPECIAL OFFER for DU members, which will only be available for a limited time.
ALL ADVERTISEMENTS ARE 75% OFF! LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Our premium ad -- normally $1000 -- is now selling for the LOW LOW price of $250!
Our standard ads -- normally $600 -- are now selling for the LOW LOW price of $150!
This is a great opportunity for DU members with a product or website to sell. An awesome advertising value!
To buy a premium ad, check here:
http://www.blogads.com/tljoofsefnpdsbujdvoefshspvoedpn/democraticundergroundselectpagespremium/advertise
To buy a standard ad, click here:
http://www.blogads.com/tljoofsefnpdsbujdvoefshspvoedpn/democraticunderground/advertise
This special offer is available on a first-come first-served basis. Get 'em while they're hot!
DU Admin
Your computer doesn't get cooties or anything?
Another example of leftist hypocrisy.
I would love to see just how deep their dedication goes by purchasing an advertisement space...of just my genitals. Granted, no one would see much, but it would be fun to read the rejection letter.
Yep.
That is a GREAT idea !! Count me in!!
You bad!
Ad Copy as follows:
ALL YOUR EVERYTHING ARE BELONG TO US!
I'd pay good money to buy an ad that shows the infamous DU hack on the morning after the '02 mid-term elections: "All Your Senate Are Belong To Us!"
Dude, I'm in, only it has to be a BIG, month long ad!
I want a big pic of Dick Cheney that says "All this is being written down in your permanent record. Have a nice day."
Oh, wow!
I've seen one of those. It was camped on the side of the road in Crawford, TX.
FR is an LLC or hadn't you noticed that?
Regarding Chency, I DO have a copy of Big Dick's, errr.... pic....., if you know what I mean.....
How about:
"A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies! A chance to begin again!"
They ought to start a program where at least 10% is deducted from their members' welfare checks, against their will. This money would be diverted into a DU bank account for the leaders to do meaningless things with it as they please.
Make it graduated based on "income," just to be fair.
FR is not a not-for-profit... and they don't claim to be.
"We should all pitch in to put a Free Republic Ad on the DU."
Now that is funny.
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