[RightOnline]

OK, I say we make up some fake, sicko 'marital aid' and advertise it there. Something.........say...........aimed at the homosexual market. Yeah; perfect.........

"Say, kids.....did "Brokeback Mountain" turn you on as much as it did us here at DU??? Well, fear not!!! We've got yer backsid.....um, back. Introducing the new "DUnderwear" product line. Yes, slit in the back for ALL good Democrats and fellow travellers!! Click here for details!!!!"

[darkangel82]

LMAO!!!

[Tennessee_Bob]

OK, I say we make up some fake, sicko 'marital aid' and advertise it there.

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