I'll donate! Perhaps we should hold a contest on what the add should say and look like. My suggestion (for the top of the page)--
"Are illogical arguements twisting your mind into pretzels? Tired of the silly opinions of the nutballs and freaks you see in the threads below? Just hate the smell of patchouli and unwashed ass? Come over the FREEREPUBLIC and find out who your boardmates are ranting and frothing about!"
Too many big words for them.