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Stalin's mutant ape army (Yes, it's what you think)
The Sun (U.K.) ^
| December 20, 2005
| JEROME STARKEY
Posted on 12/19/2005 11:03:41 PM PST by Stoat
Stalin's mutant ape army |
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Evil science ... Josef Stalin |
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By JEROME STARKEY SOVIET dictator Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES to create an invincible breed of Red Army soldiers, secret documents show. Archive papers say the Kremlin chief demanded his Planet of the Apes warriors be resilient and resistant to hunger. He said they should be of immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain. He also wanted them to work on railway construction. Labs and ape skeletons have been found in the Black Sea town of Suchumi in Georgia by workmen building a kids playground. It is thought the apes were among creatures captured for research during the 1920s project, which cost Stalin £8,500 more than £1million in todays money. Scientist Ilia Ivanov was ordered to breed the mutants. He had already tried to create a super-horse by crossing the animals with zebras.
His archived reports show the Pasteur Institute in Paris let him use a research station in Guinea, West Africa, for ape-breeding research. And he wrote to the ruling Politburo: The biggest problem is to catch living females. Researchers learned to torch trees and chase apes into cages as they scampered down. Ivanov reported that African women had been seized to be impregnated with ape sperm, but no pregnancy resulted. Female gorillas were set to receive human sperm. When his project failed, Ivanov was arrested in 1930. He became one of millions rounded up by paranoid Stalin and died in a labour camp in 1932. |
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: africa; ape; apes; bioethics; classsystem; coldwar; commies; communism; communists; eugenics; evilscience; france; french; godsgravesglyphs; goebbelswouldbeproud; helixmakemineadouble; history; joestalin; josephstalin; madscience; milhist; mutant; mutantapes; russian; science; soviet; soviets; sovietunion; stalin; subhumans; unclejoestalin; ussr; westafrica
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His archived reports show the Pasteur Institute in Paris let him use a research station in Guinea, West Africa, for ape-breeding research. |
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The inevitable French connection to all evildoing.
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:03:42 PM PST
by
Stoat
To: Stoat
immense strength but with an underdeveloped brainYa'll have fun with that one. Good night!
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:06:46 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(Peace Begins in the Womb)
To: Stoat
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:10:24 PM PST
by
denydenydeny
("As a Muslim of course I am a terrorist"--Sheikh Omar Brooks, quoted in the London Times 8/7/05)
To: Stoat
Hitler and Stalin...two lefty peas in a pod.
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:10:37 PM PST
by
fizziwig
To: Stoat
SOVIET dictator Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES...
So Stalin tried to make over the Russian army in his own image.
To: Stoat
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:13:14 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
To: Stoat
I am not sure this is going to surprise anyone.... probably the leftists will be happy to hear it
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:14:40 PM PST
by
GeronL
(1678 computer infections and still Freeping!!!)
To: Jeff Chandler
immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:15:18 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
To: Stoat
Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES Henry Waxman, cancel your subscription to FamilyTree.com
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:19:55 PM PST
by
Darkwolf377
(Warning: Adult language, but great Christmas message: http://foamy.libertech.net/noxmas.swf)
To: Stoat
"This one's for Uncle Joe!"
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:21:52 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(The Democratic Party-Jackass symbol, jackass leaders, jackass supporters.)
To: rmlew; Clemenza; Vom Willemstad K-9
PING
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:24:02 PM PST
by
Cacique
(quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
To: Dallas59
LOL
That is so wrong.
However that dude is scary. He seems to be literally tearing apart any unfortunate soul that gets into the boxing ring with him. It wouldn't be nice to see the fellow walking up to you in an alley.
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:28:16 PM PST
by
spetznaz
(Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
To: Jeff Chandler
Maybe they should clone Mike Tyson ?
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:32:20 PM PST
by
staytrue
(MOONBAT conservatives are those who would rather lose to a liberal than support a moderate)
To: Stoat
He was trying to create Uruk-hai.
To: Stoat
Jerry Jones is doing the same thing in a secret grotto deep beneath Vally Ranch. We need the offensive line help.
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:38:31 PM PST
by
BigCinBigD
(Merry Christmas!)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Get your hands off me...
To: Stoat
Who, me?
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:41:17 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: Dallas59
He won his title and when the other manager tried to take it back, POW! The Russian manager laid one on hime. What a fight after the fight! Of course trying to take back the belt from a guy this big begs the question, 'who's brain was underdeveloped?'
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:43:32 PM PST
by
truemiester
(If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years)
To: Stoat
"SOVIET dictator Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES to create an invincible breed of Red Army soldiers, secret documents show. Archive papers say the Kremlin chief demanded his Planet of the Apes warriors be resilient and resistant to hunger.
He said they should be of immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain."
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:44:39 PM PST
by
TheCrusader
("The frenzy of the mohammedans has devastated the Churches of God" Pope Urban II ~ 1097A.D.)
To: TheCrusader
I knew that HT absolutely had to make an appearance on this thread at some point :-)
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posted on
12/19/2005 11:46:35 PM PST
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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